LIFE AS A JUNIOR MASSCOMER PART 3

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~

See ? Dah tukar tajuk. Dah habis pun Semester 1. Takkan nak kekal tajuk ''Life AFTER A MONTH As A Masscom Student'' kan ? Now that I read it again. The previous title does sounds bad. Glad I changed it.

Since this part is the last one. And I did say that its gonna be more controversial and a bit sensitive. And thats exactly why I intended on being late on posting this post. Sebab now dah cuti sem and next sem memang plan nak duduk luar jadi NR - Non Resident. So after this I wont be terikat with any college activities. 

So brace yourself ! Oh sorry. You dont have to. Cuz memang every post aku panjang. Thats my signature TEEHEE

PART 3 - KOLEJ

Saya dapat kolej Tun Perak. Where all the juniors of part 1 and Pra-Diplomas are staying. Along with some seniors which are the Mantans, Sekiteriats and JPKs. JPK is like Exco or AJK like Exco/AJK Kebersihan, Disiplin, Kebudayaan etc. Sekiteriats lak is like anak buah bawah JPK. Mantans lak are the previous JPKs. YDP is Yang Dipertua Kolej which is the ketua kolej lah. NYDP is the Naib Yang Dipertua Kolej which is the penolong ketua kolej. Get it ?

Bilik saya 307. Tingkat 3. Fuh gigih nak turun naik tangga harihari. Roommates. Adib from Keramat and Nazhif from Nilai. At first I was hoping to get roommates yang jauhjauh. Baru la fun. I guess. Oh well. Both budak Art and Design major in Photography. Adib is more like a big bro to me. Dia sangat matured. Nazhif lak funny. Both are great guys honestly.

But 3 things yang aku sangat taksuka pasal depa ni. First is that. They are Art and Design's students. Memang sangat ajaib kalau budak AD buat kerja dengan kemas dan bersih. Tapi mereka tiada keajaiban tersebut. I wont blame em for the messy room. Its normal. Aku dulu pun suka melukis mewarna buat arts and crafts ni. I get that. But kalau nak tunggu 2-3 hari baru nak kemas balik. Tu yang agak bengang. Selalu makan pinggan mangkuk sudu garfu cawan tak basuh. A week or two pastu baru dicuci. Plastik sampah pun dah 2-3 plastik bertimbun. Sampai berulat. Baru dibuang. Bukan la aku tak nak tolong kemaskan. Pernah once je aku yang kononnya pembersih ni kemaskan bilik. Tak sampai sehari pastu dah bersepah balik. Plastik sampah tu aku tak guna untuk buang makanan aku ya. But cmon. It was your stuffs man. You're 19 already. Be more responsible and pembersih la sikit. I aint your maid. 

Secondly. Both are smokers. Nazhif cuma smoke bila stress. Adib yang heavy smokers. Bangun pagi nak smoke. Before tidur nak smoke. Pergh. Paling taktahan sebab depa smoke kat dalam bilik ! Memang la sometimes tu pintu and tingkap buka. Air circulation elok. But still bau rokok tu melekat. Tidakkah mereka tahu bahawa saya yang menghisap asap rokok tersebut lebih tinggi peluang untuk dapat macammacam sakit ? Still cant blame em. Suara sorang lawan dua. Mana nak menang. But I dont understand one thing. They were able to bought rokok. But cannot afford to buy food ? Siap sedekah rokok dengan members tu. Woah.

I dont mind at all. Kalau members nak minta makanan sikit. Share. Sedekah. Tapi kalau dah ambil takminta izin. Tuan tanah balik nak makan tahutahu je makanan dah habis. Aku yang takde fulus ni nak telan apa ? Padahal duadua tu kaya tu. Memang guwa murka lah. 

After kena camtu. I decided to kept all my foods kat bilik jiran sebelah. Bilik Taufiq ~ Dia kuat makan HAHA tapi dia baik sangat. Selapar mana pun dia. Dia tak pernah sentuh makanan aku. So everytime nak makan aku pergi bilik dia. Thanks so much Taufiq !

Sebab alasanalasan tersebut lah. Every single night. Saya terpaksa nomad. Cari bilik kosong untuk tumpang tidur. Ukhwah. Atau member kata. Melacurkan diri. Tidak. Itu gurauan saje. Kalau boleh nak tidur kat ruang orang lalu lalang depan bilik tu je. Ada tikar getah. Angin malam sejuk sangat. Tapi bahaya. UiTM Lendu. Google lah.

Bilik sendiri bersepah. Panas. Humid. Bau asap rokok. Dan sometimes. Budak AD ni buat kerja sampai Subuh. So lampu taktutup. I cant sleep kalau terang. I might sounds fussy about it. But did yknow that tidur dalam keadaan terang boleh menggalakkan penumbuhan sel leukemia in brain ? Seriously.

So thanks so much ! To Razlan, Taufiq, Amir, Thoriq, Ehsan and Helmi. For sudi dan takjemu membenarkan saya tidur di bilik kalian. Sobs :')

Aku cuma jadikan bilik tu as tempat letak barang and tukar baju. Thats all. Despite all that. Adib and Nazhif are great guys. I admit that. But for some reasons. Now I kinda regret of not knowing them more. Lepak makan or do stuffs together with them. Diorang bukannya kurang ajar or celaka dengan aku. They're kind. But I ran away from them. I didnt face em. I should make em closer. I felt like an idiot that I realized that. I'm not like that. Where had my friendly hyperactive loud and happy go lucky personalities gone to ? What made me blind to see all that ? I'm disappointed with myself.

So Adib and Nazhif. Sorry. And thanks. I'm lost for words. Its even more sad that we never took a pic together huh. Or else I would put it here. 

Usually yang aku nampak. Budak kolej ni. Kalau ada masa free. Tidur (I cant sleep during the day). Study (Thats not me). Main pingpong (Not me). Main kad (Still not me). Main game (Kinda like my stuff but the only game that I have in my laptop now is Skyrim. Its a great game. But lately dah jarang main. Nak main game lain but all the other games yang guys situ main is like war and soccer stuffs. Not me. Any other game recommendation ?), surf the internet (I used a 10GB Umobile broadband but for an unknown reason I dont really like to use it. Membazir) or watch movies on laptop (I dont know why but lately I'm not into movies anymore). Main bola (Idok). Main ping pong (Idok). Skateboarding (Idok ler). Outing (Saving duit woih). So what did I do usually ? I just jalanjalan 2-3 kali setiap level. Usha kehidupan rakyat kolej tu. Sometimes borak pungpangpungpang with my friends.

Shower room. Sadis. Ada 5. Semua takde lock. Harihari mandi kira gamble. Sidai towel kat pintu. Tanda that room ada orang. Tetiba kalau ada pervert. Ah takyah pervert. Guys sini gegilagila. Kang saje je main buka pintu tu. Nah. Keindahan ciptaan Illahi. Although Alhamdulillah. For now. Takpernah kena lagi lah.

Tandas. Around 9 gitu taksilap. But I use em only for buang air kecil. Kalau nak buang air besar. Gigih aku turun tangga. Pergi melabur kat tandas surau bawah. Unlike tandas kat floor aku. Tandas surau odorless. Bersih. Pressure air bagus. Sambil membuang tu boleh berfikir brain storming berimaginasi mencari ilham apa segala bagai. Besides. Kalau dah tengah malam tetiba sakit perut. Kalau buang kat tandas surau. Rasa tenang aman je HEHEHE Kalau kat tandas floor. Banyak sangat kisah hantu itu ini. Takmampu nak melabur dengan aman. Mesti terfikir terbayang itu ini. Tak syok !

Kes kecurian. Banyak. And yet none of em have been solved. The culprit is still out there. Bearing the sin. Watching by Allah S.W.T. Preparing to be judged. I wont blindly accuse anyone. The culprit may be budakbudak kolej tu sendiri either the juniors or the seniors themselves, budak kolej lain, budak Non-Resident or even orang yang tinggal area UiTM Lendu tu. Allah S.W.T. knows better. 

Stuffs like laptops, phones, tablets, wallets. Mostly gadgets lah yang selalu kena curi. Some of the victims memang padan muka lah kena curi. Cuz some of em selalu biarkan pintu tak lock. Even nak lepak bilik kawan or tidur dalam bilik sendiri. Biar je pintu tu wide open. Didnt lock it. Increasing the rate of stuffs from getting stolen and ease the culprit to do his sinful job. Its a basic safety rule ! But the seniors there selalu suruh buka pintu. Konon suruh bergaul. Strengthen the brotherhood. Ikut la propaganda diorang tu. Barang kau hilang and they cant do a thing bout it. 

Unfortunately. Even though kau dah kunci pintu tu. Still boleh berlaku kes kecurian. How ? Well couple of times before. When we had to practiced hakka (continue to read this post till the end), some guys ponteng practice and duduk diamdiam dalam bilik. But kantoi by seniors. Now how can they terkantoi sedangkan bilik tu dah ditutup lampu, senyap sunyi je and pintu lock ? The seniors checked the room by using a magic card. Kidding. Its just a normal kad yang keras like kad ATM tu. They slide it in the space between the lock and the wall tu. Somehow. And vuola (did I spell it right ? ) ! 

And you might say. Simpan la barangbarang berharga dalam loker. You see. Loker kitorang lembik. Made from aluminium or something. Nipis. You can gently knock it and there'll be a huge hole. Hiperbola. Even you dah mangga. The door of the locker can still be opened. Without opening the lock ! How ? I dont know exactly how to explain this. But its super easy. I knew this when once. I stupidly kept the keys inside my locker. Which I usually kept it inside my wallet. And I mangga loker tu. Memang gelabah gila la. Then I remembered that my friend told me that a friend of him once had the same case. And she asked a polis bantuan. Then the polis bantuan came with a huge scissor-like-thingy and patahkan mangga locker tu. As I rushed to see a polis bantuan. I met a senior. I told him about it. And he helped me opened the locker. It was kinda amazing because. Not to humiliate him or anything. Dia kecil and keding. But can easily opened it. Well of course I can do it. But pintu tu akan tercabut sekali. Which gonna cause me a pricey fine. But what made me think was. If orang kecik cam dia mampu buat. Everyone can be the culprit regarding the body size !

Aku sanggup la harihari pergi kolej bawa beg laptop. Takde la berat mana. But seeing the other students pergi kelas lengganglenggok. Bawa beg berisi angin je. And I was like budak darjah 1. Yknow bawa beg 1-2kg. But Alhamdulillah. So far takde barang aku nor my roommates yang hilang.

Budak kolej perempuan pun ada kes kecurian. But diorang punya sikit. And tak berat. From what my girl friends told me. Pencuri tu suka psycho the gegerls. They didnt steal anything valuable. But instead. Diorang curi bendabenda cam sikat, brooch and getah rambut. Ada juga yang pencuri tu like saje tabur bersepahkan bedak. Good guy thief I guess. 

There is NO SAFETY there. Well anywhere pun kau memang berisiko untuk dapat musibah. Just bersangka baik dengan Allah S.W.T. Take it as a test from Him. And always believe that mesti ada hikmah di sebalik everything. 

Dari segi makan. I brought lots of food for stock seminggu and kept em all in a luggage. Every week balik every week renew stok makan. Roti Gardenia Jumbo. Mee Sedap Goreng. Better than any brand of instant noodle. Milo sepeket. Nestum sepeket. Takkan nak minum milo je kan ? Sambal ikan in tin. Tuna with mayonnaise in tin. 

Awal till pertengahan sem. Aku makan semua ni je la all the time. Every day. Every week. And that was one of the reason why I had to go back home every weekend. Nak stabilkan balik nutrisi pemakanan dalam badan ni. With my mom's heavenly cooking ! 

Bukan lah makanan sana mahal sangat. Well Dewan Bentara, the closest dewan makan where the kedaikedai ada, tak mahal cuma. Not worth it. Kedai situ pun cuma ada. Kedai runcit, kedai air, kedai ayam gunting, kedai nasi ayam penyet and pecal lele, gerai burger, kedai nasi campur and kedai fotostat. Dulu aku sangat berjimatcermat kononnya. Saving sangat duit tu. Plus kat situ semua kedai tu takde lauk yang aku boleh makan. I've allergies to lots of stuffs. Kedai nasi berlauk situ pun tak banyak varieties. Ikan cuma ada ikan keli je. Sayur pun mostly dah campur dengan ayam, telur, seafood. Which I'm allergic to. Harihari lauk sama. 

Hujunghujung sem tu baru lah dah tak pandang bekalan makanan. Tak bawa stok makanan dah. Spend harihari kat sana. Saje nak merasa makanan kat sana. So far yang aku pernah makan kat Laksamana, Jebat, Pak Lah, Medan Selera depan UiTM and kedai western kat Taman Intekma. And semua tempat ni jauh lebih berbaloi makan dari kat Dewan Bentara I must say. Laksamana orang kata roti canai dia sedap. Never tried it. But owner kedai nasi campur nya sama dengan owner kedai nasi campur at Bentara rupanya. Cuma kat Laksamana lagi banyak pilihan and tempat pun lagi selesa sikit. Jebat sangatsangat murah and berbaloi ! I once bought nasi putih + kepala ikan patin saiz besar masak lemak + a bit sayur + air limau ais gelas besar = RM5 ! Aku makan kat Tesco nasi putih with kepala ikan patin saiz besar masak lemak tu je pun dah RM5. Jebat memang ramai pelanggan. THE BEST ! Pak Lah ada je kedai nasi gorenggoreng. But I love the western food there. Lamb Chop. RM8.90 ! Mana nak dapek woih kat Selangor ni. Medan Selera depan tu pun banyak pilihan and murah. Kedai western kat luar tu pun berbaloi ah sebab lamb and chicken chop dia besar. Memang all these places agak jauh daripada kolej. But they were totally worth the money !

Induction kolej. Sesi perkenalan juniors dengan seniors kolej. Where juniors kena cari sendiri bilik and which one are the JPKs. Do as they say. Get their signs. Collect all 12 signs. And you're free from the denda. Denda for this sem. Cuci kereta je. But still. RUBBISH ! 

They said its for juniors tahu bilik and muka seniors. Kenal lebih rapat dengan seniors. I do admit that. Kalau dapat yang senang cam depa just minta introduce diri sikit je. Terus dapat sign. Thats great.

Kalau dapat yang susah sikit. Like nyanyi. Tu okay sikit. Aku pernah kena. One of the JPK suruh baca artikel kat paper. After baca 3 words. Kena sebut the word PANT*T. The HELL ! Ada gak budak lain kena. Lari kat koridor wearing kain pelekat, boxer and stokin je. Paling celaka. Kena cium body parts of a senior ! Kalau setakat cium pipi or tangan tu I guess takde lah EEEWWWW sangat. Ada yang kena cium kat atas pusat, atas celah punggung and ketiak ! Ini celaka tahap setan.

There was gotong-royong kolej. Which I must say it was quiet fun. The time when we cuci the Dewan Bentara and the floor was slippery. We slide and dance HAHA And ada sukaneka kolej. Also had a great time. Except the last part. Where all of us had to be shirtless and gather in one place. Then the seniors baling air berbaldibaldi + tepung + telur. 

2 things yang aku sangat culture shock di sini. Bukanlah tahap sosial diorang. Kaki clubbing gay lesbian pengkid gengster bapok. I dont mind at all. Takterpengaruh In Shaa Allah.

First. Laki dan perempuan. Kuat gila mencarut ! Sikitsikit mencarut. Benda kecil pun nak carut. Panggil orang pun dengan cursing words. I do realized that its already a common thing nowadays. But still. A sin is a sin. Why perlu mencarut ? Nak memberi penekanan to statement kau ? I dont get it ! Desperate sangat ke nak lebihkan dosa yang dah melebihi pahala tu ? Nak je aku buat usrah pasal anti mencarut entitled something like ''MIND YOUR WORDS'' kat masjid tu nanti. 

Second. Kita laki dengan laki pun. Tetap ada batasan aurat. Personally. Its a standard view for guys to be shirtless with just shorts or boxer. What I cant stand of is when. Ada yang selamba cool je. Pakai spender. Showing their bulge. What for ? I got that 'thing' too man ! No need to show off ! Or kau nak jual body ? But thats still can be tolerated. Ada gak yang lagi jantan takbertamadun. Punya keyakinan diri yang sangat tinggi. Naked in public. I CANT BRAIN THIS !

My social life there was quite pathetic. I must say. I didnt get really well with others. Quite okay. But I know that I can do a lot better. But I didnt. Dont know why. The other guys were great. Well some of em. But why didnt I get really close with em. I wonder. 

Honestly and seriously. I have no intention of hina or kutuk them at all. I gotta bold this to highlight my sincerity in that statement. You see. I spent most of my time there. Lepak with my friends. Whose apparently. Golongan lembut. Seriously. I'm cool with that. I dont mind at all. I dont care what others think about me. I know myself very well. They are really funny. And spent time with them were lots of fun ! Seriously ! But what I dont really like is when. Spending too much time with them somehow. Makes them think that. I'm one of em. I'm just like em. HELL NO ! See ? Pulaukan diorang salah. Lepak dengan diorang salah. How meh ?

Until now I couldnt understand to the fullest. The concept of brotherhood. That they kept on saying. Semangat 1 kolej tu tetap takde. Still berpuak. Standard la I guess. But diorang cuma ber-brotherhood among genggeng diorang. Tak cuba nak berkawan or tegur budakbudak lain. Cuma yang dirasa cool je diorang lepak sama. Yang kira cam losers ni diorang tak pandang. Thats sad.

Dah penat baca ? Tu semua baru mukadimah. Take a break. Grab a Kit Kat or Snickers. Sian dia ya. Still cant adapt with my blog. The real thing is about to be told. If you're ready. Please. Do continue.

Before aku masuk UiTM Lendu, Melaka ni. Ramai gak kata. ''Habislah kau ~''. ''Hatihati weh''. ''Aku doakan umur kau panjang''. If your conscious to the news and issues that are happening around you. Then you might already know. Apa yang pemes nya UiTM ni.

Its ghost and rasuk stories.

Of course. I wont deny the fact that. Kat manamana je ada makhluk lain besides us. Even sebelah kau tu pun sebenarnya ada mereka.

I asked all of my friends. Yang ada kat seluruh UiTM di Malaysia ni. Seriously. Saya ada wakil kat semua cawangan. I asked each one of em. The same questions.

''Kat UiTM kau ada kes rasuk or hantu ?''

Some ada tapi sikitsikit je. Some have none.

At first. I wonder why. Kat UiTM sini je. Kes camni paling aktif dan berleluasa. Not long after that. The question has been answered. I guess.

HAKKA

''Kat UiTM kau malammalam ada kena buat hakka ?''

''Pebenda hakka tu ? Sushi eh ?''

''Malammalam kitorang buat kerja sendiri je''

Its not something to be proud of when UiTM Lendu, Melaka saje yang ada hakka. Because it come with a horrifying package.

Every Mon's until Thurs's night. Around 10pm till 2am at most. Semua penghuni kolej wajib turun. Practice hakka. For pertandingan in Citrawarna. UiTM punya event. Lawan kolej lain.

We had to do suspicious moves and said an unknown language of words. When I asked what does it mean to some seniors. One said. ''Buat je takyah tanya''. Another said. ''Entah ah tapi buat je lah''. Isnt it absolutely stupid to do and say things that you dont know the meanings and made me more suspicious ?

Awalawal dulu aku pernah refer to imam masjid UiTM Lendu tu. Seriously. I did. Aint lying. I asked. ''Halal ke buat hakka ni ?''. And he told me that. Benda ni dah lama. Ustaz ustazah imam semua against it. But pihak atasan for some reasons like it. And sokong budaya celaka itu. Its sad to hear that. Suara and pendapat para ulama yang lebih arif dalam hal agama Islam. Tak diendahkan oleh pihak atasan yang maybe kurang arif or tak searif para ulama. So he said that. ''Seelokeloknya kalau boleh elakkan la daripada buat. Tapi kalau tak boleh. Buat je. Tapi minta ampun kat Allah S.W.T.''. 

Seriously the words are really suspicious and worrying me. Yelah benda syubhah meragukan. Honestly every time aku practice hakka. Rasa tak sedap je hati ni. Tak aman. Takut la iman and akidah ni terpesong or anything. 

The seniors said that. It was for brotherhood. Tell me. What kind of brotherhood was it. When we had to do suspicious moves, said suspicious unknown language of words, shouted in the middle of the night which said to naikkan semangat and other stupid stuffs ? Apa main congkak ramairamai tak mampu nak powerkan brotherhood ?

This theory of mine might be false. But personally. I think it connects. Hakka and kes rasuk. Hakka originates from the ritual practices by the New Zealand natives. Originally it was to sembah dewadewa mereka. But maybe they found it cool and wanna do it too. I dont know their exact motive of creating such idiotic culture.

Dulu. In the first 4 months I think. Kes rasuk sangat dahsyat. Paling kesian kolejkolej perempuan. Almost every night and every week. Ada je kes rasuk. Sampai ada yang hardcore cam nak bunuh diri lompat bangunan. That what the girls said. They didnt do the hakka stuffs. They did cheers. Like ''Sape kita ? Tun *something* ! Sape kita ? Tun *something* ! Go Go Gooooo Tun *something ~! Weeeee ~~!!" But why did diorang yang kena ? I think that the obvious reason was. Well. The girls knows about it. And I felt really guilty sebab rasa diorang kena rasuk tu sebab us the guys. It was our fault.

Kes rasuk ni kolej lelaki pun kena. Especially us the juniors. Kolej tu pun ramai penghuninya. Ramai dah nampak. Kat tandas. Kat hallway. Seniors halang sapesape naik tingkat tangki air. Itu sarang mereka katanya. 

Alhamdulillah. Aku tak pernah kena. But selalu pintu diketuk. Bila buka takde orang. At first I thought that budakbudak kolej tu mainmain. But later ada senior kata. Ada 'budakbudak' situ main larilari ketukketuk pintu semua orang. Oh thats cute. So bila pintu diketuk. Aku bagi salam. No one answer. Tak perlu la aku buka. Once I locked my door. And suddenly the door open. But no one was in front of my door. I knew that it was the 'kids'. And at that time I was lifting my heavy bag. I said Allahuakbar. Then suddenly the door shut kuatkuat. Automatically siap tolong dikuncikan. Nah nak mainmain dengan aku. Lari la terbakar kau sana. True story. But the brag part was a joke. It was Allah's doing. With his Might.

Its kinda weird when budakbudak laki kolej aku kena mostly after the hakka practice. Ada la gak a few times ada some guys kena. But once. I just got back from usrah kat masjid. And I saw the guys were rushing back into their rooms. It was weird cuz it was still to early for the hakka practice to end. So I asked my friend. He said that. The seniors asked them to go back to their level, ambil wuduk, duduk luar bilik ramairamai and baca Yassin. He said that time tu ada lebih kurang 3 orang kena rasuk sekaligus. 

I tried my very best to hold my laughter. Sumpah lawak ! Nak baca Yassin tu pun nak gelakgelak. No dont get me wrong. I will never menghina Islam.

Just imagine. Benda dah jadi almost every day every week every month every sem. Diorang tahu puncanya. Tapi diorang tetap teruskan. They never learn ! Of course memang ada makhluk lain kat situ. Kat manamana je. But it was like. We provoked 'them'. It was 'their' place. It was us who kotorkan tempat 'diorang'. Kita cuma pendatang yang menjajah tempat 'diorang'. Tu tempat 'diorang' nak lepak rehat dengan aman. Kita memekak malammalam. Of course 'diorang' marah. 

And if I was a ghost. I will also laughed. Yelah. Kau berani seru aku. Bila aku dah datang bawa genggeng aku yang sama nak join the fun. Tahu takut. Ambil Yassin. Balik hadap Pencipta kau. But esok panggil jemput aku lagi.

Right after baca Yassin tu. The seniors made an announcement. Asking us to repeat the Yassin once more. Lagi lah aku tak tahan nak gelak. Have you never felt fear before ? How rude they are ! Tuan rumah nak halau tetamu yang sebenarnya tuan tanah kedaung. Guess diorang drop Sivik dulu. Then diorang suruh semua bilik diazankan setiap 4 penjuru. Pastu barulah diorang pasangkan cam bacaan ayatayat Al-Quran on speaker kuatkuat for the entire night. Kalau tak lagulagu duniawi yang kuat berkumandang sampai Subuh.

After that incident juga lah. Baru lah speaker kolej tu ada laungan azan every time masuk waktu. Kalau tak cuma azan Subuh and Maghrib je ada. Lepas azan tu pun siap ada tazkirah. And speaker tak boleh memekak after 12am I think. Alhamdulillah. Nampak la hikmah di sebalik musibah.

But still. I'm not judging. Who am I to judge people while I myself is not perfect. Well none of us are. But what bothered me was. When kes rasuk student laki jadi. The seniors didnt call ustaz or imam masjid. They just called seniors situ yang claimed to have ilmu dalam kes ni. I'm not saying that they are bunch of amateurs or inexperienced guys. Cuma yang 'merawat' tu are. I dont know how to say this but. Diorang tak melambangkan ilmu agama yang diorang ada tu. Yes they are gifted. But in terms of EQ perangai. Sama tak bertamadun. Sama celaka. Sama jahil. Sama menggila. Usually kita nampak yang merawat orang kena rasuk ni is like. Orang yang alim duduk masjid selalu baca Al-Quran. I might be stereotype. But at least. Perangai tu sopan la sikit. Well. I guess. Most of em la. 

I remember once a senior told me. He was an ex student of a very prestigious Islamic school in the country. He curses a lot. Which surprised me. I told him that I was surprise to know that he was a budak tahfiz. In which he replied. ''Kalau budak sekolah tahfiz je orang kata mesti alim duduk surau hafal Al-Quran. Mesti pakai kopiah songkok berjubah. Cakap sopan elok je. Benci ah camtu !". I was stunted. Every Muslims carry the holy and sacred image of Islam. It is our duty. Especially for budak tahfiz yang I'm sure lagi banyak ilmu dalam hal agama. Of course the stereotype image of budak tahfiz tu boleh ditukar. Like cara pemakaian. But everything has it limit. Ni cara bercakap cara bergaul pun dah camtu. I'm disappointed. Macam you burukkan image budak tahfiz. Sorry I'm not condemning all the budak tahfiz or anything. Seriously no. Just for him alone. IQ without EQ is celaka.

Anyway. Others just did the hakka practice. Maybe cuz they dont have any other choice. Cuz you see. Back then. The JPK Disiplin made rules. In which if you break it. There'll be a fine. Yang melibatkan duit. RM2-RM10 taksilap. I understand it completely. That those rules are made to disciplined us. I have no objection to that. Of course it cost quite much. Especially to those yang family kurang berkemampuan. But kalau tak nak duit melayang takyah la buat salah. Just like hudud. Yang menentang tu sebab diorang bersalah. Kalau taknak kena potong tangan or denda lain. Takyah buat jenayah. Rules are made to discipline and civilize people. By scaring them from making crimes. I guess. 

Back to the college rules.

One of those rules were. Kalau balik kolej sebelum pukul 11pm. Denda RM5. I pernah kena sekali. But the JPK said it himself. If I remember it correctly. ''Sorry ah aku buat camni kat korang. Tapi aku buat ni bukan sajesaje. Nak disiplinkan korang''. Bila orang dah cakap camtu sejuk la sikit hati kan. Like dia betulbetul ikhlas buat kerja dia. 

But after that. Aku join usrah kat masjid. Niat asal memang sebab nak lari from hakka. And sometimes dapat makan free ! Ish ish ish. Niat salah. Shame on me. But later hati ni rasa best je join usrah. Mendalami ilmu agama. Which obviously a lot better to do than practicing hakka. 

But I met members baru. Great seniors like Abang Faizal Ismail, abang YDP Tourism and seniors Masscoms yang saya dah lupa namanya mohon keampunan HAHA 

As a masscomer yang memang sinonim dengan social life yang mostly hardcore. Its kinda tough to live and adapt to the environment. So you gotta lebih dekatkan diri dengan Allah S.W.T. So that you wont tersasar or terjerumus ke bendabenda bodoh. Well bukan Masscom je yang sosial. Ada je courses lain yang sama hardcore. And bukan sebab kau masscomer je kau patut dekatkan diri dengan Pencipta kau ya !

Back to the hakka practice. 

Even though dah join usrah. Which end usually around 11pm to 11.30pm. The hakka practice is still on. So what did I do ? Kalau sangat malas nak ponteng tu. Datang je la redah je. Practice je la kejap. Kalau nak ponteng tu. Lepak kat tasik or manamana. Bila dengar or nampak dari jauh bunyi motor or kelibat polis bantuan ronda. Cepatcepat nyorok. Macam banduan. Sebab students arent allowed to merayau area U after 1am. Even kalau study or lepak kat library or masjid. The polis bantuan will halau and switch off the lamps. Sambil menyorok tu text la member. ''Hakka dah habis ke belum ? Kalau dah habis bagitahu.'' HAHA Once a senior pernah ajak lepak kolej dia. Sekali je la berani. Sebab segan ah HAHA

Its painful and tak aman hidup when I had to do this every single night. But that life as a banduan didnt last long.

One day the senior made an announcement. Sape nak masuk team koir for the Citrawarna event. I know that koir is like singing in a group with high pitch vocal and stuffs. But I'm not good in singing at all. And I know nothing about singing ! But my friends forced me. The senior said that sape dah masuk koir tak perlu masuk hakka dah. So I thought. Daripada buat hakka and setiap malam nyorok cam pelarian. Better masuk je la koir ni. Nyanyi je pun. So I did.

We sang Khayalan by V.E. & Ruffedge. It was a really great and beautiful song. At first I was in the Alto line. Dalam koir kitorang ada line bass, alto and tenor. Bass ni vocal range dia paling rendah. Alto biasabiasa or tengah. Tenor vocal range paling tinggi. But then aku masuk line tenor. Tak sangka vocal range aku tinggi hewhewhew. But every line completed the koir. Without any of em the song gonna sound horrible. Although we practiced a bit longer than the hakka. It was really fun and we enjoyed it. Time lawan tu. We got the 3rd place. Which really made us proud. Sebab most of us are amateurs. Tak pernah nyanyi in public. Tak pernah nyanyi properly. Tak pernah masuk koir. And we were the only male and junior group ! A huge thanks to tenaga pengajar kami. Kechik, Epul, A'an, Addin, Taufiq and Shahiran. Who taught us a lot about singing with the right techniques. I met lots of friends too. Although sadly and for unknown reason. We only communicate during the practice. And after that we dont. As a whole it was a really great experience.

Sadly no one recorded our performance ! Though it stays in my mind. But I cant share it haha. And I thought that I could post a vid from YouTube about the Hakka Kolej Tun Perak. Kat YouTube memang ada dah. Uploaded by a senior, Kamal. But tak boleh lak nak upload kat sini. 

Yes it was absolutely awesome havoc superb meriah and all. With the girls shouted. Naikkan semangat lagi. I admit that. Applause and a job well done to you guys. Although sadly tak menang. In which the seniors said was just because of the obor.

I guess this pretty much sums up everything about my life at Kolej Tun Perak in semester 1. Its not really that bad actually. I guess it was just me who didnt enjoy it to the fullest. And didnt fully adapt or accept the new environment. But it was a great experience and it was one of the process of maturity.

Anyway. Lots of love to all my friends and everyone yang mengenali diri ini. And mohon keampunan kalau ada salah silap. Adib, Nazhif, Taufiq, Shamil, Amar, Razlan, Kekwa, Amir, Kudin, Shazwan, Thoriq, Qayyum, Dome, Amirul, Ehsan, Kimi, Beto, Fakhri, Helmi, G-Oi, Ken, Hanif, Syafiq, Haikal, Zakuan, Emir, Izwan, Ayien, Bob, Farid, Daniel, Aizat, Rizuan, Ridzuan koir, Faiz, Faiz pra-dip, Alif AD, Rafiqin, Moi. Ah semua lah HAHAHA Wish we could spend a lot more time together. Sobs.

Most of em gonna pindah next sem. Sobs. Gonna miss em. Sobs. Take care. Jangan nakalnakal. May we meet again In Shaa Allah. Yang dapat jumpa next sem tu. Till we meet again In Shaa Allah.  

I do realized that. Someone from the college might criticize this opinion of mine. But this is my personal honest and non-bias point of view. Once a senior told. Kalau ada apaapa tak puas hati boleh gentle cakap depandepan. But seriously. How can you ensure that our voice can be heard with that ego and pride ? A lecturer that I respect, Sir Anwar once said. "Satusatu negara tu memang sepatutya ada pihak pembangkang. Kalau tak kerajaan takkan nampak kelemahan sendiri. Cuma pembangkang je mampu nampak keburukan pihak kerajaan. So that kerajaan mampu betulkan apa yang salah pada diri mereka". So take it as an opinion or teguran from me. I'm so sorry for any pihak yang terasa or rasa aku kurang ajar or anything. I'm deeply apologize.

LIFE AS A JUNIOR MASSCOMER officially ends here !

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~

LIFE AS A JUNIOR MASSCOMER PART 2

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~

Ya anda kembali lagi bersama saya, Danial Cikabam Cikabooom dalam rancangan Danial Ni Macam-Macam lah ! Yeeeeeyyy ~! *tepuktangan*

CUT IT OUT!

Alasan busy korang dah selalu dengar kan ? But its the truth. Kelmarin temankan Datin Sri Z shopping kat Paris. Semalam main golf dengan Tengku J kat Ireland. Esok nak kena uruskan bisnes kat Dubai. Haih I'm a really busy man *fliphairyangdahbotak*

ENOUGH !

PART 2 - FAKULTI 

Fakulti Pengajian Komunikasi dan Media / KPP3 is the one and only fakulti yang paling tinggi kat UiTM Lendu ni. (Sorry me and Google dont have the pic). Everyday nak pergi kelas kena hiking dulu. Menuju puncak kejayaan katanya. From college to faculty is around 2km and about 10-15 minutes. Berjalan kaki ya. Sebab part 1 are not allowed to bring vehicles. Although at first memang penat juga. Especially for budak yang sangat jarang bersukan cam aku ni. Sampai kelas baju basah lencun. Worry not ! Kelas ada aircond ~ But when you walk together with friends. Tak terasa sangat la penat tu. Its good actually. Exercise. You have to walk at least 10,000 steps a day yknow. So ke arah kehidupan yang lebih sihat ! There is a bus sebenarnya. But ikut luck la. Most of the time bas penuh. Dan bas tak lalu kat depan kolej aku pun. So I prefer walking.

Classmates are great. 8 lelaki 16 perempuan. Baru a few months bersama. Maybe ada a few yang still tak dapat nak fully adapt yet. So gonna take some more time untuk betulbetul friendship tu power. In Shaa Allah. Soon. Honestly. Aku bersyukur sangatsangat. Sebab at first I thought that. Yelah Masscom ni kan femes for budakbudak nya yang gila social. So I was afraid that classmates aku gila sangat. But Alhamdulillah. Semua baikbaik. Most of the girls bertudung. Oh dan dalam kelas kami ada artis ! Ada Anis Bakhtiar ~ Kenal ? Aku pun tak sebenarnya BHAHAHA Dah sebulan lebih stay sama kelas baru tahu depa citer. She's a YouTube vlogger and her voice is so wow ! Check her out ! Pretty, sweet and humble. Kami juga ada Izara Aishah dan Aliff Satar look alike ! The other day kami masuk pertandingan sketsa bahasa melayu where skrip nya kena fully dalam bentuk puisi, sajak or pantun. We only practiced twice and got Naib Juara ! Although aku cuma bahagian props je hahaha but bangga lah. And this kind of activity surely mengukuhkan lagi relationship kami. Sampai habis diploma every sem sama kelas kena hadap muka sama. In Shaa Allah we all will be best friends !

Subjek yang kitorang belajar. Although rasanya korang tak perlu tahu. Nak citer gak ! HAHA Ada BBM (Translation English to BM and vice verse), ELC (English), CTU (Agama), LIB (Sociology), COM165 (Public Speaking) and COM167 (History of Media). Lecturers semua nya sangat best and sporting. Alhamdulillah. Betul orang kata. Masscom ni study tak stressful sangat. Light sangat. Tapi sibuk. But fun ! 

Dan benar. Most of the Masscom's students harihari dress up pergi kelas macam nak pergi runaway. They sure know how to dress to impress. Orang berduit. Biarkan. Atau mungkin mereka kaya dalam miskin ? Dapatlah juga belajar cara pemakaian diorang through observation. Tunggu lah. Saya student part 1 biarlah jadi ugly duckling. Naik sem nanti In Shaa Allah. All the spotlights will be on me CEWAH HAHAHA

Okay so who said that lepas kau dah habis sekolah menengah you are done with kokurikulum ? Kalau kau sambung kat other local U or private college. You really are done. But not in UiTM. The pain is still on. Kalau kat sekolah menengah dulu aku langsung tak aktif kokurikulum. Tak pernah masuk kawad. But here. WAJIB. Dulu kat sekolah menengah pun memang la wajib. But aku score bukan kat aktiviti sukan or kelab or badan beruniform camtu. Aku banyak join aktiviti sekolah yang ringanringan like pertandingan itu ini and pegang jawatan like Naib Pengerusi Pusat Sumber Sekolah. Thats all.

Koko kat sini ada PALAPES, Kesatria, PBSM, JPAM, Bomba and Brass Band. Time MDS korang boleh pilih sendiri which one yang korang nak masuk. But it all depends on kekosongan.

PALAPES is like a trainee to soldier to be. Takde la hardcore sangat like a real soldier. But masa training nya tak tahu macam mana tak sama dengan badan beruniform lain. For part 1 hari Selasa pukul 5pm to 7pm. PALAPES tengah malam or lepas subuh pun ada. Although PALAPES ni kena join sampai habis diploma. But confirm dapat kolej and elaun.

Kesatria lak is more to kawad. Saya budak Kesatria. Dan saya bersyukur sangatsangat. Sebab Kesatria seksaannya cuma for 1 sem ! Alhamdulillah. Next sem dah boleh masuk kelab or persatuan lain. Yang lebih light and fun. If tak repeat. Nauzubillah. Sebab every badan beruniform ada exam. And markah exam tu kira sekali dalam pointer for sijil diploma nanti ya. Its terkira sekali as a subject. Thats why takboleh skip koko ni. Penting sangat !

PBSM, JPAM, Bomba and Brass Band seksaannya 3 sem ! Brass band is like pancaragam. Its fun I guess. Although kena hafal music notes and play instruments. But at least tak perlu berjemur kat padang kawad tu.

Alhamdulillah juga. Saya dapat lecturer yang sangat sporting dan kelakar. So tak stress langsung bila practice kawad. Ada je benda dia nak buat lawak. Every week dia ada buat lagu. And kitorang jadi background singer. Kami tagih perhatian ramai HAHA Oh dan rambut saya dah pendek SOBS Kena tahan by Encik Sahak sebab rambut panjang sangat. But thanks for jiran sebelah, Udin, for gunting kan rambut saya jadi style PALAPES ni. FOR FREE ! YEY !

Now for the controversies. Hewhewhew.

First !

Sepanjang sesi pembelajaran kokurikulum ni. Tak dibenarkan simpan facial hair. I'm still berduka cita dengan pemergian my janggut which is my sumber pahala berterusan. I dont really get the motive. To look smart and clean ? Dulu zaman Khulafa' Ar-Rasyidin. Tentera diorang far greater. Simpan janggut pun power je. Tarak hal meh. So why cant we ?  Abide by the western's rules ? I thought that UiTM is a university yang mengangkat martabat dan darjat anak Melayu Islam ? Jadi kenapa tak mampu nak aplikasi kan nilai Islam dalam sesi pembelajaran ?

Second !

Waktu solat Asar now is around 4:48 pm camtu. Waktu koko start at 5 pm. Nak bergegas lari from kolej to padang kawad gonna take around 10 minutes. Solat tak khusyuk. Tergesagesa. I hate it ! Habis koko pukul 7 pm. Nak suruh kami solat di antara dua tanduk syaitan kah ? Lambat datang kena tahan kena denda kena tulis nama. My classmate, Aishah, the other day berani bersuara kat Ketua Unit Koko (if I'm not mistaken tu la jawatan beliau), Encik Sahak yang garang and annoying for most of us. I cant really confirmed yang ni skrip asal nya but lebih kurang lah haha. 

She said, ''Start je azan saya terus solat Asar and lari ke padang kawad. But tetap terlambat juga. Macam mana ?'' And Encik Sahak replied, ''Tu ada je yang lain sempat juga datang walaupun dah solat. Boleh je''. She asked, ''Jadi saya nak tahu macam mana diorang ni boleh sempat datang padahal sempat gak solat ?''. I dont know what he replied after that. But when Aishah and most of others decided nak solat ramairamai next week kat padang kawad tu. And asked Encik Sahak where's the kiblat. Encik Sahak seems like tak tahu. Dia just jawab ''Guna kompas''. Congrats to Aishah for being really brave.

I do wonder. How can the lecturers sempat datang way earlier but at the same time sempat solat ? Did they also solat kat padang kawad tu ? I'm not gonna tuduh diorang tak solat or whatsoever. I absolutely have no right to judge such thing. But what I truly wish to say is that. Ini UiTM yang majoritinya pelajar Melayu Islam yang nak angkat darjat dan martabat anak bangsa Melayu Islam. Mestilah seimbangkan kejayaan dunia and akhirat. Cant they make it start at 5:10 pm camtu ? I'm very well informed that every second in our life is very precious. But is 10 minutes really that merugikan compared to solat yang khusyuk ?

Alright thats all for now. Stay tune for Part 3 - KOLEJ ! Even more controversial than ever ! ECEH

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~

                             

LIFE AS A JUNIOR MASSCOMER PART 1

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~

It sure has been a while. Starting to miss me I bet ? HAHA 
Dah jadi budak U dah Danial ni ~ Dah besar dah dia ~

PART 1 - MINGGU DESTINI SISWA

As a freshie kat UiTM, first week tu semua diwajibkan join Minggu Destini Siswa (MDS) which is extremely tiring but banyak pengisiannya and really fun too actually. MDS ni is like pengenalan to freshies all about UiTM. The laws, tempattempat kat UiTM, ahliahli Majlis Perwakilan Pelajar (MPP), lagulagu UiTM dan lainlain.

It was lots of fun when penceramah and seniors yang jadi pengacara - Abang Amir and Kak Alya sangat funny and pandai hiburkan students, ada persembahan teater, ada cool videos made by the seniors, seniors buat persembahan and they are all sangat sporting. *a huge applause to the seniors*

The thing that I love the most is the cool videos that the seniors made. Video diorang pergi bercuti bersama. Video diorang samasama prepare for the MDS. I can truly feel their strong bond of friendship. Their happiness when they're together. I was really touched by the videos. And it made me feels like I wanna join the MPP too ! Layak ke ? ;)

But what I hate the most is when the whole week was very tiring ! Every single day we had to wake up at around 4 am - 4.30 am. Or the seniors yang jaga kitorang kat kolej (or hostel as people normally call it) tu akan kejutkan kitorang by turning on a loud siren then ada lagu yang sangatsangat annoying. Ada gak seniors yang rajin ketukketuk pintu and check us out dah bangun ke tak. Mandi subuhsubuh which is very cold, siapsiap and beratur ramairamai kat bawah. 

Honestly, I do get it bila kena bangun awal mandi awal siap awal. Stay kolej yang tandas nya kena beratur ambil nombor giliran. So its common la kena bangun awal. Sebab kitorang nak bergerak ramairamai to masjid solat Subuh berjemaah. Thats really great actually.

But whats really annoying was when. Lumrah dunia. Taksemua sama ragam. Mesti ada yang rosakkan suasana. Mesti ada yang perangai celaka. 

Ramai dah beratur kat bawah. And still ada yang tengah bersiap or tengah mandi or even worse yang tengah tidur kat atas. Which made us kena tahan berdiri je kat bawah sampai la semua kolej dikosongkan takde orang. Kitorang semua penat takcukup tidur. Bukan kau sorang je. So please. Dont be selfish.

Pernah sekali tu. Ada sorang budak ni. Punya teruk perangai. Taknak turun solat Subuh. Sanggup menyorok kat dalam loker. Ada gak yang nyorok kat top floor which stores tangki air. Bila kantoi seniors jumpa. Memang mengamuk la. Kitorang yang kena tahan kat bawah ni lagi la menyirap. 

Ada gak yang taknak turun solat Subuh. Tidur kat tandas. But mereka berjaya mengelak daripada dikesan. Which I dont know how. But let them be.

Then we had to walk from the college to the mosque which I guess its around 1km maybe. Lepas solat Subuh berjemaah, ada tazkirah subuh. But as expected, bila dah takcukup tidur, takbiasa bangun awal and ngantuk tu menguasai diri. It turned out to be tidur berjemaah. Alhamdulillah ustaz and seniors pun faham. So diorang takpeduli pun. They keep on bagi tazkirah.

Aku pun takterkecuali la dari tertidur. But tidurtidur ayam je la. Ada gak terdengar sikitsikit ilmu tu. Ada gak tazkirah yang sangat interesting berjaya buat aku fokus taktidur takngantuk langsung sampai habis. Ada yang berjaya buat aku sebak dan nangis. Kisah tentang Bilal Bin Rabah yang sedih sangat lepas Nabi Muhammad SAW wafat. Sila la baca kisah tersebut.

One day tu, kat masjid after solat Subuh. A guy besides me tegur. 
''Hey Danial kan ?''. 
''Yeah''. 
(I was very sleepy at that time. Jawab yeah je la.)
''Dulu sekolah kat SK Batu 9, Cheras kan?''. 
''Yeah''.
(Time ni dia dah caught my interest. How did you know that ?)
''Aku classmate kau time darjah 1 dulu. Ingat aku ?''

PERGH ! PEEEEERRGHHHH ! I was really shocked and speechless ! Untuk makluman. Dari darjah 1 hinggalah darjah 3. Saya bersekolah di SK Batu 9, Cheras. Dari darjah 4 sampai la sekarang saya stay at Semenyih.

So memori beliau sangat la power ! Dia boleh ingat lagi raut wajah aku yang dah berubah 360 degree ni ! Dulu aku keding je. Now muka dah tembam sikit, jerawat punya berleluasa dan dah gelap. But he could still recognized me !

We chatted for a while. He did mention me dia bilik mana course apa. But since I was very sleepy time tu. I totally forgot ! Nama dia pun aku boleh taktanya ! And bila kitorang kena gerak keluar dari masjid. Aku dengan mamai nya tinggalkan dia. And sampai sekarang aku takjumpa dia lagi. I really regret that stupid act of mine. Sobs. A long lost friend. So dude. If you're reading this. Saya budak masscom bilik 307. Please do visit me. We can strengthen back our friendship :)

After that we had to walk again from the mosque to the Dewan Taming Sari which I guess its around 2km maybe to have our breakfast. Alhamdulillah breakfast, lunch and dinner ditaja. But quite unlucky for me. I'm allergic to ayam, daging, telur and most of ikan. And tu la menu nya harihari. Ikan yang dia kasi pun ikan kembung which I'm allergic to. 

Sometimes I just ate nasi with sayur. Well I'm fine with that sebab usually tu memang menu aku. But dia catu pengambilan sayur tu. Sesudu dua je. Walaupun aku dah inform awalawal that aku ada alergik makanan and diberi kad khas untuk ditunjukkan pada orang yang jaga makanan tu. Tetap gak dia catu makanan. Which aku taksetuju. Sobs. Kasihani la saya. Sobs. Saya makan sayur je jangan la berkira. Sobs. 

Sometimes bila takde sayur langsung. Seniors akan kasi roti krim 70 sen tu 2-3 biji and air kotak. Which I'm really grateful of. Although you should try bayangkan seminggu tu most of the time. Kau makan roti krim je. Aku cuma bayangkan yang aku lebih bertuah dari orang kat negara dunia ketiga. Shouldnt complain much. So thanks so much Kak Gorjes and Abang Faiz sebab pemurah sangat kasi aku roti harihari and bersimpati kat aku. I appreciate it :')

Most of the days for the week kitorang diperam dalam dewan tu. Which is very freezing ! Time tu la kitorang sangat menghargai kehangatan matahari. 

Standard bila kau dah ngantuk sangat and penceramah bosan or takfaham apa yang diorang cuba nak sampaikan, you will fall into sleep. But nakalnya seniors yang jaga kitorang kat dewan tu. They wont allowed us ! Some will spray us with the Ambi Pur fragrance. Some will snap a pic or record muka kitorang tidur. Malu gila ! Whats more embarrassing is that. Diorang akan letak muka kitorang tidur tu dalam video yang akan diorang tontonkan kat kitorang nanti. FUH ! It was really funny actually.

Ada persembahan nyanyian by the seniors, beatboxing and lots more. Also ada persembahan teater yang for me very enjoyable. 

On the last day of the MDS, there was a tour to the faculty and around the campus. Lead by the beautiful and charismatic President of Masscom - Kak Fara, helped with Abang Fufi and Abang Farid. They were all sangat sporting and fun. They gave us a few survival tips nak hidup kat situ. I thought kitorang naik bas nak buat tour tu. Rupanya jalan kaki. Pergh. Time tu terasa yang UiTM Lendu, Melaka ni sangat besar. Well they did say yang it is the 2nd largest UiTM after UiTM Shah Alam. So no wonder la.

Ada gak segmen where kitorang kena tutup mata and pandang bawah. Then diorang pasangkan alunan lagu yang sedih. And the MCs started cakap things like. Kitorang datang U ni sebab nak study nak banggakan parents nak ubah nasib family. How hard it was for our parents besarkan kitorang selama ni. And they made us imagine what if one day our parents passed away. The sins that we've made towards them. 

This was the second time aku kena segmen ni. The first one was when I was in standard 6. It was really menginsafkan. Serious time tu menangis meleleh sangat. Terkenangkan parents. Dengan suhu dewan nya yang cam Kutub Utara sana. Menggigil sebab menangis dan sebab sejuk. But kesian dengan some of the students. Yang stay jauh nun utara sana or Sabah Sarawak tu. And especially yang dah pun kehilangan parents. Diorang lagi terasa the lost. Diorang lagi menjiwai segmen ni.  

Alhamdulillah. Diorang jaga solat kitorang. Subuh till Isyak kitorang dapat solat berjemaah.

Almost everyday kitorang habis awal. Tapi kena gerak pergi masjid to solat Maghrib and Isyak berjemaah dulu. Then baru dapat balik kolej. But whats annoying was when seniors kolej tahan us from naik masuk bilik. Kalau ada benda nak bagitahu tu aku faham. But when diorang ada je benda takpuas hati ada je benda nak marah tu. Although agak melecehkan. But I do understand why diorang marah. Sebab some of us buat masalah. And diorang layak dimarahi. But bila yang lain semua kena tempias. Tu yang agak membengangkan.

Seniors dah awalawal warning. Some places dah di-forbid kan from smoking. But some of us still did it. Bila dipaksa mengaku sape yang buat. None bangun. Which make the seniors hold us. Sampai la pukul 12 am till 2 am. Almost every night camni. Kes merokok. Susah sangat nak mengaku. Sampai kena panggil polis bantuan. Bila seniors suruh bagi semua stok rokok yang diorang bawa. Ada yang cam bawa stok setahun. Smoker tegar ni. Ada yang degil nyorok kat celah manamana. Still kantoi lagi la seniors mengamuk. Ada gak la keskes lain.

I dont give a damn kalau kau nak merokok sampai mati pun. Or buat anything yang might get you kill. But hidup jangan la menyusahkan orang. Elokelok lepas habis solat Isyak dah boleh naik mandi tidur esok pagi bangun pukul 4. Dah dapat tidur 2-3 jam je. But we were still considered lucky though. My friend yang part 2 dulu cerita. Diorang kena tahan sampai dapat tidur sejam dua je.

But overall. It was fun. Really. It was a great experiences. And I kinda miss it actually. A huge applause and thanks to the seniors. Yang menjayakan Minggu Destini Siswa. Diorang pun actually jauh lagi penat dari kitorang. Diorang actually tengah cuti. Tapi sanggup korbankan cuti diorang. Seminggu sebelum MDS ni diorang dah kena stay situ siapkan all the preparations. Tambah lagi seminggu for the MDS. Diorang pun actually takcukup tidur. But they still willing to samasama jayakan program ni. So thanks so much seniors ! Till we meet again one day In Shaa Allah :D 
*Sorry if ada seniors yang aku takmention nama. Cant remember nama semua orang*

So I guess thats all about it pasal Minggu Destini Siswa at UiTM. For the next part. Tunggu je la ya. Thanks for reading :)

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~

BISNES KASI BETUL

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~

Aku dapat idea yang mencurahcurah and inspirasi nak buat post ni when I was applying the bedak sejuk Thanaka onto my full-of-pimples face malam tadi. Cool right ? Selalunya dapat ideaidea bernas ni only when I'm busy dan fokus melabur dalam tandas. The best time to do a brain-storming. Seriously ! BHAHAHAHA

So what I wanna talk actually was. Pasal ragam orang bisnes. More or less gitu la.

First of all. Why Thanaka ni memberi aku inspirasi nak cerita pasal isu ni ? Cuz when I was gigih tepektepek bedak sejuk ni kat muka, I suddenly remembered. My cousin bought this thing at RM15. Kat internet mostly jual RM30 ! But I bought it at only RM8 ! The 40g one la. Bought at kedai jamu in The Store Semenyih. So I was like. Berapa sen sebenarnya benda alah ni ? Berapa puluh sebenarnya diorang untung ? 

Although you kata RM30 tu free postage. Sahsah la the price shown already included with postage cost. And for Semenanjung kos postage is just around RM6 right ? You still untung banyak. Lets say a customer bought product A = RM30 and product B = RM20. Total customer perlu bayar is RM50. Harga asal produk A = RM10 and produk B = RM5. Which untung produk A = RM20 and produk B = RM15. So untung is RM35. Tolak dengan postage cost which is RM6 untung bersih RM29.

The more you beli the more untung diorang dapat. Sebab diorang sent everything in one package which cost RM6. Lets say you beli 2 product. Which dalam each price tu included with RM6 postage cost. So 2 product sepatutnya kos RM12 right ? But if diorang sent 2 product sekaligus and they just paid RM6 for the postage. Means diorang untung lagi RM6. Get it ? I'm not really good in explaining at all. 

Sorry penjual online semua. Aku bukan nak tutup periuk nasi korang. Just saying based of my own experiences. And I think that the consumers should know this. To be more pandai dalam membeli. And you penjual pun agakagak la letak price. Jangan melampau sangat. Be considerate. Jangan nak kejar untung je.

Dulu cikgu Kemahiran Hidup aku pernah cakap. Kalau untung melebihi 100% itu riba'. Keuntungan yang melampau tu pun riba'. Dan riba' itu haram. 

Thanaka ni asalnya dari pokok Thanaka or Sandalwood. Before selalu nampak orangorang Myanmar yang tinggal kat rumahrumah belakang tu selamba cool lepak jalanjalan luar rumah with this thing on their face. Time tu aku taktahu pebenda nya diorang pakai tu. Thought bedak sejuk biasa je. Rupanya Thanaka ni sebab kat Myanmar femes bedak sejuk ni. Kat cover bekas ni siap ada tunjuk cam bedak sejuk Thanaka ni menang award kat sana. Hey I guess I should ask them to buy it for me ? Kalau diorang balik Myanmar nak kirim la. Mana tahu sana RM1 je sebiji. Hewhewhewhew ~

Anyway I cant say much bout this product yet. Since saya ni on off je apply benda ni. Tak konsisten. Heeeee ~

Next is. A friend of my brother cerita. Dia pernah kerja kat satu clothes shop yang not really famous but growing and ada banyak branch nya gak. Normal la kan kedaikedai ni beli barangbarang dari overseas which is jauh lagi murah. But kedai tu beli kat negara lain with method menimbang ! Rare and unique right ? Or aku je yang ketinggalan ? Hahaha. Bila dia kirakira dia cakap boleh kata sehelai baju tu actually just RM1 je ! Tapi dijualnya sehelai RM30 ! PEERRGHH ~! Aku pun nak tahu negara mana yang beli barang ikut timbangan ? Boleh shopping menggila kat sana ! Anyone tahu kat mana negara tu?

Then abang Ben Ashaari made a post with this image.

It was an old post but still boleh dibincangkan lagi. Wah bahasa.

I ABSOLUTELY AGREE WITH THIS !

First aku nak cakap pasal ''Untung RM5 kata kecil''.

Macam yang aku dah bebel kat atas. Orang kita ramai kejar untung lebih. Bila kena dekat diri sendiri pandai lak melatah marah. 

Another example is. Lets say you buka kedai makan. Mee goreng sepinggan RM7.50. For some maybe nampak cam harga standard. I get it. Rent kedai tu mahal the supplies maintenance nak bayar gaji pekerja lagi. But think bout it. Harga mahal takramai mampu takramai nak datang. Unless of course dalam mee tu ada udang 10 ekor ke sotong 10 ekor ke lobster sekor ke. Memang surprisingly cheap la. But ni ? Rasa biasa or hambar je. Better hire mak sendiri jadi chef. Or makcikmakcik yang buka gerai tepi jalan tu. Lagi sodap I bet. Takyah hire chef yang mahalmahal but masakan biasa je.

But what if you letak harga RM4 sepinggan ? Most people are looking for the price first. Asal perut kenyang cukup. Other few tu doesnt mind to spend more for a great taste. But surely the taste tu mesti ada. So that kalau harga lebih rasa reasonable la. Boleh la nak pergi lagi. But lets just focus on the majority. Harga mahal tapi customers datang sikit and jarangjarang datang. Tetap takboleh untung. Its like kau nak bisnes kau buka harini esok nak tutup. Thats why banyak bisnes takboleh pergi jauh. Biar harga murah untung sikit asal customers ramai datang continuously. Baru bisnes mampu tahan lama.

Design awesome tu maybe agak membantu dalam attract customers. You might say that harga mahal tu include nak cover harga decorations. Kalau you add 5 sen in each foods and drinks that you sell. When the prices are cheap. In Shaa Allah customers ramai datang. Lambat laun dapat gak cover kos decorations tu. Just be more patience la.

Other crucial factor is of course the service. Waiter mesra peramah tu bonus la. But what I want to highlight here is the SPEED of the service. I seriously cant figure out how the mamaks punya bisnes mampu buat air dan makanan semua dengan sangat pantas sekali. Ratarata taksampai seminit pun la air dah sampai. Orang datang nak makan, air mesti sampai dulu. Tangan diorang sangat expert dah bekerja. Tengok restoran Melayu. Only a few je yang betulbetul cepat. Others took so damn long la. I'm sure that ni bukan pendapat aku sorang je. Semua yang selalu lepak kat kedai Mamak are so gonna approve this. So dont blame them if diorang memonopoli bisnes makanan kita one day. They truly deserves it.

Finally. Aku nak cakap part ''Pakai bomoh, dengki, iri hati''.

Of course bukan semua. But some ada pakai khidmat bomoh. Not to be all supernatural and stuffs. But its true right ? Yang pakai bomoh tu pun reti download movie from internet siap pakai iPhone lagi. But for some unexplainable reasons still pemikiran kolot dan cetek. Bisnes bukan berbillion pun jual goreng pisang je pun. Bukan nak hina mereka yang jual goreng pisang. Cuma nak ingatkan takberbaloi that foolish act dengan dosa yang kau akan tanggung kat akhirat nanti.

Mensyirikkan Allah is dosa paling besar in Islam. Its like kau deny and takpercaya kekuasaan Allah. Nauzubillah. Why kau perlukan bantuan dari yang lain sedangkan yang lain tu pun mampu hulurkan bantuan dengan izin Allah ?

''Sesungguhnya Allah tidak akan mengampunkan dosa mensyirikkan-Nya dengan sesuatu. Dia akan mengampukan dosa selain syirik itu bagi yang dikehendaki-Nya. Sesiapa pun mensyirikkan Allah dengan sesuatu maka sesungguhnya ia telah melakukan dosa besar'' (Surah An-Nisa' , ayat 48).

But Allah tu Maha Pengampun lagi Maha Penyayang.

"Sesungguhnya Allah akan menerima taubat seorang hamba selagi nyawanya belum sampai di halqum (yakni nyawanya berada di penghujung)" (HR Imam At-Tarmizi).

Death is absolute, inevitable and can never be predicted. Who knows after a few seconds you're reading this ajal anda dah tiba ? Wallahualam. I myself writing ayat ni terasa seram nya. So lets taubat before terlambat.

Oh and for peniagapeniaga. Selain ayat seribu dinar for murah rezeki. Amat digalakkan baca surah Al-Falaq. In Shaa Allah menghindarkan diri dari sifat dengki dan iri hati orang.

Just to clear things up. Semua ni komen and teguran dari pandangan aku. Me myself is not perfect. But as a consumer I do have a right to say this. Aku sayang bangsa aku. Sometimes tu kita beli just sebab nak tolong bangsa sendiri. Tapi kalau dah bangsa sendiri tindas bangsa sendiri. Mesti rasa taklayak dah nak sayang and tolong diorang.

This is not a post yang berunsur perkauman. Its not wrong at all to mencontohi everything yang baik dari orang lain even though orang tu berlainan bangsa dan agama dari kita right ? Even you yourself must at least once merungut komplen kutuk pasal masalah bangsa sendiri when it comes to hal bisnes.

Dont let your ego stand in your way. Cam pepatah Arab kata ''Terima la nasihat walaupun dari mulut seekor lembu.'' Why lembu ? Guwa pun taktahu wallahualam.

But I'm saying this is so that. Hopefully. I can see a better Malaysian one day in future. In Shaa Allah.

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~