ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~
Ya anda kembali lagi bersama saya, Danial Cikabam Cikabooom dalam rancangan Danial Ni Macam-Macam lah ! Yeeeeeyyy ~! *tepuktangan*
CUT IT OUT!
Alasan busy korang dah selalu dengar kan ? But its the truth. Kelmarin temankan Datin Sri Z shopping kat Paris. Semalam main golf dengan Tengku J kat Ireland. Esok nak kena uruskan bisnes kat Dubai. Haih I'm a really busy man *fliphairyangdahbotak*
ENOUGH !
PART 2 - FAKULTI
Fakulti Pengajian Komunikasi dan Media / KPP3 is the one and only fakulti yang paling tinggi kat UiTM Lendu ni. (Sorry me and Google dont have the pic). Everyday nak pergi kelas kena hiking dulu. Menuju puncak kejayaan katanya. From college to faculty is around 2km and about 10-15 minutes. Berjalan kaki ya. Sebab part 1 are not allowed to bring vehicles. Although at first memang penat juga. Especially for budak yang sangat jarang bersukan cam aku ni. Sampai kelas baju basah lencun. Worry not ! Kelas ada aircond ~ But when you walk together with friends. Tak terasa sangat la penat tu. Its good actually. Exercise. You have to walk at least 10,000 steps a day yknow. So ke arah kehidupan yang lebih sihat ! There is a bus sebenarnya. But ikut luck la. Most of the time bas penuh. Dan bas tak lalu kat depan kolej aku pun. So I prefer walking.
Classmates are great. 8 lelaki 16 perempuan. Baru a few months bersama. Maybe ada a few yang still tak dapat nak fully adapt yet. So gonna take some more time untuk betulbetul friendship tu power. In Shaa Allah. Soon. Honestly. Aku bersyukur sangatsangat. Sebab at first I thought that. Yelah Masscom ni kan femes for budakbudak nya yang gila social. So I was afraid that classmates aku gila sangat. But Alhamdulillah. Semua baikbaik. Most of the girls bertudung. Oh dan dalam kelas kami ada artis ! Ada Anis Bakhtiar ~ Kenal ? Aku pun tak sebenarnya BHAHAHA Dah sebulan lebih stay sama kelas baru tahu depa citer. She's a YouTube vlogger and her voice is so wow ! Check her out ! Pretty, sweet and humble. Kami juga ada Izara Aishah dan Aliff Satar look alike ! The other day kami masuk pertandingan sketsa bahasa melayu where skrip nya kena fully dalam bentuk puisi, sajak or pantun. We only practiced twice and got Naib Juara ! Although aku cuma bahagian props je hahaha but bangga lah. And this kind of activity surely mengukuhkan lagi relationship kami. Sampai habis diploma every sem sama kelas kena hadap muka sama. In Shaa Allah we all will be best friends !
Subjek yang kitorang belajar. Although rasanya korang tak perlu tahu. Nak citer gak ! HAHA Ada BBM (Translation English to BM and vice verse), ELC (English), CTU (Agama), LIB (Sociology), COM165 (Public Speaking) and COM167 (History of Media). Lecturers semua nya sangat best and sporting. Alhamdulillah. Betul orang kata. Masscom ni study tak stressful sangat. Light sangat. Tapi sibuk. But fun !
Dan benar. Most of the Masscom's students harihari dress up pergi kelas macam nak pergi runaway. They sure know how to dress to impress. Orang berduit. Biarkan. Atau mungkin mereka kaya dalam miskin ? Dapatlah juga belajar cara pemakaian diorang through observation. Tunggu lah. Saya student part 1 biarlah jadi ugly duckling. Naik sem nanti In Shaa Allah. All the spotlights will be on me CEWAH HAHAHA
Okay so who said that lepas kau dah habis sekolah menengah you are done with kokurikulum ? Kalau kau sambung kat other local U or private college. You really are done. But not in UiTM. The pain is still on. Kalau kat sekolah menengah dulu aku langsung tak aktif kokurikulum. Tak pernah masuk kawad. But here. WAJIB. Dulu kat sekolah menengah pun memang la wajib. But aku score bukan kat aktiviti sukan or kelab or badan beruniform camtu. Aku banyak join aktiviti sekolah yang ringanringan like pertandingan itu ini and pegang jawatan like Naib Pengerusi Pusat Sumber Sekolah. Thats all.
Koko kat sini ada PALAPES, Kesatria, PBSM, JPAM, Bomba and Brass Band. Time MDS korang boleh pilih sendiri which one yang korang nak masuk. But it all depends on kekosongan.
PALAPES is like a trainee to soldier to be. Takde la hardcore sangat like a real soldier. But masa training nya tak tahu macam mana tak sama dengan badan beruniform lain. For part 1 hari Selasa pukul 5pm to 7pm. PALAPES tengah malam or lepas subuh pun ada. Although PALAPES ni kena join sampai habis diploma. But confirm dapat kolej and elaun.
Kesatria lak is more to kawad. Saya budak Kesatria. Dan saya bersyukur sangatsangat. Sebab Kesatria seksaannya cuma for 1 sem ! Alhamdulillah. Next sem dah boleh masuk kelab or persatuan lain. Yang lebih light and fun. If tak repeat. Nauzubillah. Sebab every badan beruniform ada exam. And markah exam tu kira sekali dalam pointer for sijil diploma nanti ya. Its terkira sekali as a subject. Thats why takboleh skip koko ni. Penting sangat !
PBSM, JPAM, Bomba and Brass Band seksaannya 3 sem ! Brass band is like pancaragam. Its fun I guess. Although kena hafal music notes and play instruments. But at least tak perlu berjemur kat padang kawad tu.
Alhamdulillah juga. Saya dapat lecturer yang sangat sporting dan kelakar. So tak stress langsung bila practice kawad. Ada je benda dia nak buat lawak. Every week dia ada buat lagu. And kitorang jadi background singer. Kami tagih perhatian ramai HAHA Oh dan rambut saya dah pendek SOBS Kena tahan by Encik Sahak sebab rambut panjang sangat. But thanks for jiran sebelah, Udin, for gunting kan rambut saya jadi style PALAPES ni. FOR FREE ! YEY !
Now for the controversies. Hewhewhew.
First !
Sepanjang sesi pembelajaran kokurikulum ni. Tak dibenarkan simpan facial hair. I'm still berduka cita dengan pemergian my janggut which is my sumber pahala berterusan. I dont really get the motive. To look smart and clean ? Dulu zaman Khulafa' Ar-Rasyidin. Tentera diorang far greater. Simpan janggut pun power je. Tarak hal meh. So why cant we ? Abide by the western's rules ? I thought that UiTM is a university yang mengangkat martabat dan darjat anak Melayu Islam ? Jadi kenapa tak mampu nak aplikasi kan nilai Islam dalam sesi pembelajaran ?
Second !
Waktu solat Asar now is around 4:48 pm camtu. Waktu koko start at 5 pm. Nak bergegas lari from kolej to padang kawad gonna take around 10 minutes. Solat tak khusyuk. Tergesagesa. I hate it ! Habis koko pukul 7 pm. Nak suruh kami solat di antara dua tanduk syaitan kah ? Lambat datang kena tahan kena denda kena tulis nama. My classmate, Aishah, the other day berani bersuara kat Ketua Unit Koko (if I'm not mistaken tu la jawatan beliau), Encik Sahak yang garang and annoying for most of us. I cant really confirmed yang ni skrip asal nya but lebih kurang lah haha.
She said, ''Start je azan saya terus solat Asar and lari ke padang kawad. But tetap terlambat juga. Macam mana ?'' And Encik Sahak replied, ''Tu ada je yang lain sempat juga datang walaupun dah solat. Boleh je''. She asked, ''Jadi saya nak tahu macam mana diorang ni boleh sempat datang padahal sempat gak solat ?''. I dont know what he replied after that. But when Aishah and most of others decided nak solat ramairamai next week kat padang kawad tu. And asked Encik Sahak where's the kiblat. Encik Sahak seems like tak tahu. Dia just jawab ''Guna kompas''. Congrats to Aishah for being really brave.
I do wonder. How can the lecturers sempat datang way earlier but at the same time sempat solat ? Did they also solat kat padang kawad tu ? I'm not gonna tuduh diorang tak solat or whatsoever. I absolutely have no right to judge such thing. But what I truly wish to say is that. Ini UiTM yang majoritinya pelajar Melayu Islam yang nak angkat darjat dan martabat anak bangsa Melayu Islam. Mestilah seimbangkan kejayaan dunia and akhirat. Cant they make it start at 5:10 pm camtu ? I'm very well informed that every second in our life is very precious. But is 10 minutes really that merugikan compared to solat yang khusyuk ?
Alright thats all for now. Stay tune for Part 3 - KOLEJ ! Even more controversial than ever ! ECEH
Classmates are great. 8 lelaki 16 perempuan. Baru a few months bersama. Maybe ada a few yang still tak dapat nak fully adapt yet. So gonna take some more time untuk betulbetul friendship tu power. In Shaa Allah. Soon. Honestly. Aku bersyukur sangatsangat. Sebab at first I thought that. Yelah Masscom ni kan femes for budakbudak nya yang gila social. So I was afraid that classmates aku gila sangat. But Alhamdulillah. Semua baikbaik. Most of the girls bertudung. Oh dan dalam kelas kami ada artis ! Ada Anis Bakhtiar ~ Kenal ? Aku pun tak sebenarnya BHAHAHA Dah sebulan lebih stay sama kelas baru tahu depa citer. She's a YouTube vlogger and her voice is so wow ! Check her out ! Pretty, sweet and humble. Kami juga ada Izara Aishah dan Aliff Satar look alike ! The other day kami masuk pertandingan sketsa bahasa melayu where skrip nya kena fully dalam bentuk puisi, sajak or pantun. We only practiced twice and got Naib Juara ! Although aku cuma bahagian props je hahaha but bangga lah. And this kind of activity surely mengukuhkan lagi relationship kami. Sampai habis diploma every sem sama kelas kena hadap muka sama. In Shaa Allah we all will be best friends !
Subjek yang kitorang belajar. Although rasanya korang tak perlu tahu. Nak citer gak ! HAHA Ada BBM (Translation English to BM and vice verse), ELC (English), CTU (Agama), LIB (Sociology), COM165 (Public Speaking) and COM167 (History of Media). Lecturers semua nya sangat best and sporting. Alhamdulillah. Betul orang kata. Masscom ni study tak stressful sangat. Light sangat. Tapi sibuk. But fun !
Dan benar. Most of the Masscom's students harihari dress up pergi kelas macam nak pergi runaway. They sure know how to dress to impress. Orang berduit. Biarkan. Atau mungkin mereka kaya dalam miskin ? Dapatlah juga belajar cara pemakaian diorang through observation. Tunggu lah. Saya student part 1 biarlah jadi ugly duckling. Naik sem nanti In Shaa Allah. All the spotlights will be on me CEWAH HAHAHA
Okay so who said that lepas kau dah habis sekolah menengah you are done with kokurikulum ? Kalau kau sambung kat other local U or private college. You really are done. But not in UiTM. The pain is still on. Kalau kat sekolah menengah dulu aku langsung tak aktif kokurikulum. Tak pernah masuk kawad. But here. WAJIB. Dulu kat sekolah menengah pun memang la wajib. But aku score bukan kat aktiviti sukan or kelab or badan beruniform camtu. Aku banyak join aktiviti sekolah yang ringanringan like pertandingan itu ini and pegang jawatan like Naib Pengerusi Pusat Sumber Sekolah. Thats all.
Koko kat sini ada PALAPES, Kesatria, PBSM, JPAM, Bomba and Brass Band. Time MDS korang boleh pilih sendiri which one yang korang nak masuk. But it all depends on kekosongan.
PALAPES is like a trainee to soldier to be. Takde la hardcore sangat like a real soldier. But masa training nya tak tahu macam mana tak sama dengan badan beruniform lain. For part 1 hari Selasa pukul 5pm to 7pm. PALAPES tengah malam or lepas subuh pun ada. Although PALAPES ni kena join sampai habis diploma. But confirm dapat kolej and elaun.
Kesatria lak is more to kawad. Saya budak Kesatria. Dan saya bersyukur sangatsangat. Sebab Kesatria seksaannya cuma for 1 sem ! Alhamdulillah. Next sem dah boleh masuk kelab or persatuan lain. Yang lebih light and fun. If tak repeat. Nauzubillah. Sebab every badan beruniform ada exam. And markah exam tu kira sekali dalam pointer for sijil diploma nanti ya. Its terkira sekali as a subject. Thats why takboleh skip koko ni. Penting sangat !
PBSM, JPAM, Bomba and Brass Band seksaannya 3 sem ! Brass band is like pancaragam. Its fun I guess. Although kena hafal music notes and play instruments. But at least tak perlu berjemur kat padang kawad tu.
Alhamdulillah juga. Saya dapat lecturer yang sangat sporting dan kelakar. So tak stress langsung bila practice kawad. Ada je benda dia nak buat lawak. Every week dia ada buat lagu. And kitorang jadi background singer. Kami tagih perhatian ramai HAHA Oh dan rambut saya dah pendek SOBS Kena tahan by Encik Sahak sebab rambut panjang sangat. But thanks for jiran sebelah, Udin, for gunting kan rambut saya jadi style PALAPES ni. FOR FREE ! YEY !
Now for the controversies. Hewhewhew.
First !
Sepanjang sesi pembelajaran kokurikulum ni. Tak dibenarkan simpan facial hair. I'm still berduka cita dengan pemergian my janggut which is my sumber pahala berterusan. I dont really get the motive. To look smart and clean ? Dulu zaman Khulafa' Ar-Rasyidin. Tentera diorang far greater. Simpan janggut pun power je. Tarak hal meh. So why cant we ? Abide by the western's rules ? I thought that UiTM is a university yang mengangkat martabat dan darjat anak Melayu Islam ? Jadi kenapa tak mampu nak aplikasi kan nilai Islam dalam sesi pembelajaran ?
Second !
Waktu solat Asar now is around 4:48 pm camtu. Waktu koko start at 5 pm. Nak bergegas lari from kolej to padang kawad gonna take around 10 minutes. Solat tak khusyuk. Tergesagesa. I hate it ! Habis koko pukul 7 pm. Nak suruh kami solat di antara dua tanduk syaitan kah ? Lambat datang kena tahan kena denda kena tulis nama. My classmate, Aishah, the other day berani bersuara kat Ketua Unit Koko (if I'm not mistaken tu la jawatan beliau), Encik Sahak yang garang and annoying for most of us. I cant really confirmed yang ni skrip asal nya but lebih kurang lah haha.
She said, ''Start je azan saya terus solat Asar and lari ke padang kawad. But tetap terlambat juga. Macam mana ?'' And Encik Sahak replied, ''Tu ada je yang lain sempat juga datang walaupun dah solat. Boleh je''. She asked, ''Jadi saya nak tahu macam mana diorang ni boleh sempat datang padahal sempat gak solat ?''. I dont know what he replied after that. But when Aishah and most of others decided nak solat ramairamai next week kat padang kawad tu. And asked Encik Sahak where's the kiblat. Encik Sahak seems like tak tahu. Dia just jawab ''Guna kompas''. Congrats to Aishah for being really brave.
I do wonder. How can the lecturers sempat datang way earlier but at the same time sempat solat ? Did they also solat kat padang kawad tu ? I'm not gonna tuduh diorang tak solat or whatsoever. I absolutely have no right to judge such thing. But what I truly wish to say is that. Ini UiTM yang majoritinya pelajar Melayu Islam yang nak angkat darjat dan martabat anak bangsa Melayu Islam. Mestilah seimbangkan kejayaan dunia and akhirat. Cant they make it start at 5:10 pm camtu ? I'm very well informed that every second in our life is very precious. But is 10 minutes really that merugikan compared to solat yang khusyuk ?
Alright thats all for now. Stay tune for Part 3 - KOLEJ ! Even more controversial than ever ! ECEH
ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~
