Tuesday, December 24, 2013

LIFE AS A JUNIOR MASSCOMER PART 1

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~



It sure has been a while. Starting to miss me I bet ? HAHA 
Dah jadi budak U dah Danial ni ~ Dah besar dah dia ~

PART 1 - MINGGU DESTINI SISWA

As a freshie kat UiTM, first week tu semua diwajibkan join Minggu Destini Siswa (MDS) which is extremely tiring but banyak pengisiannya and really fun too actually. MDS ni is like pengenalan to freshies all about UiTM. The laws, tempattempat kat UiTM, ahliahli Majlis Perwakilan Pelajar (MPP), lagulagu UiTM dan lainlain.

It was lots of fun when penceramah and seniors yang jadi pengacara - Abang Amir and Kak Alya sangat funny and pandai hiburkan students, ada persembahan teater, ada cool videos made by the seniors, seniors buat persembahan and they are all sangat sporting. *a huge applause to the seniors*

The thing that I love the most is the cool videos that the seniors made. Video diorang pergi bercuti bersama. Video diorang samasama prepare for the MDS. I can truly feel their strong bond of friendship. Their happiness when they're together. I was really touched by the videos. And it made me feels like I wanna join the MPP too ! Layak ke ? ;)

But what I hate the most is when the whole week was very tiring ! Every single day we had to wake up at around 4 am - 4.30 am. Or the seniors yang jaga kitorang kat kolej (or hostel as people normally call it) tu akan kejutkan kitorang by turning on a loud siren then ada lagu yang sangatsangat annoying. Ada gak seniors yang rajin ketukketuk pintu and check us out dah bangun ke tak. Mandi subuhsubuh which is very cold, siapsiap and beratur ramairamai kat bawah. 

Honestly, I do get it bila kena bangun awal mandi awal siap awal. Stay kolej yang tandas nya kena beratur ambil nombor giliran. So its common la kena bangun awal. Sebab kitorang nak bergerak ramairamai to masjid solat Subuh berjemaah. Thats really great actually.

But whats really annoying was when. Lumrah dunia. Taksemua sama ragam. Mesti ada yang rosakkan suasana. Mesti ada yang perangai celaka. 

Ramai dah beratur kat bawah. And still ada yang tengah bersiap or tengah mandi or even worse yang tengah tidur kat atas. Which made us kena tahan berdiri je kat bawah sampai la semua kolej dikosongkan takde orang. Kitorang semua penat takcukup tidur. Bukan kau sorang je. So please. Dont be selfish.

Pernah sekali tu. Ada sorang budak ni. Punya teruk perangai. Taknak turun solat Subuh. Sanggup menyorok kat dalam loker. Ada gak yang nyorok kat top floor which stores tangki air. Bila kantoi seniors jumpa. Memang mengamuk la. Kitorang yang kena tahan kat bawah ni lagi la menyirap. 

Ada gak yang taknak turun solat Subuh. Tidur kat tandas. But mereka berjaya mengelak daripada dikesan. Which I dont know how. But let them be.

Then we had to walk from the college to the mosque which I guess its around 1km maybe. Lepas solat Subuh berjemaah, ada tazkirah subuh. But as expected, bila dah takcukup tidur, takbiasa bangun awal and ngantuk tu menguasai diri. It turned out to be tidur berjemaah. Alhamdulillah ustaz and seniors pun faham. So diorang takpeduli pun. They keep on bagi tazkirah.

Aku pun takterkecuali la dari tertidur. But tidurtidur ayam je la. Ada gak terdengar sikitsikit ilmu tu. Ada gak tazkirah yang sangat interesting berjaya buat aku fokus taktidur takngantuk langsung sampai habis. Ada yang berjaya buat aku sebak dan nangis. Kisah tentang Bilal Bin Rabah yang sedih sangat lepas Nabi Muhammad SAW wafat. Sila la baca kisah tersebut.

One day tu, kat masjid after solat Subuh. A guy besides me tegur. 
''Hey Danial kan ?''. 
''Yeah''. 
(I was very sleepy at that time. Jawab yeah je la.)
''Dulu sekolah kat SK Batu 9, Cheras kan?''. 
''Yeah''.
(Time ni dia dah caught my interest. How did you know that ?)
''Aku classmate kau time darjah 1 dulu. Ingat aku ?''

PERGH ! PEEEEERRGHHHH ! I was really shocked and speechless ! Untuk makluman. Dari darjah 1 hinggalah darjah 3. Saya bersekolah di SK Batu 9, Cheras. Dari darjah 4 sampai la sekarang saya stay at Semenyih.

So memori beliau sangat la power ! Dia boleh ingat lagi raut wajah aku yang dah berubah 360 degree ni ! Dulu aku keding je. Now muka dah tembam sikit, jerawat punya berleluasa dan dah gelap. But he could still recognized me !

We chatted for a while. He did mention me dia bilik mana course apa. But since I was very sleepy time tu. I totally forgot ! Nama dia pun aku boleh taktanya ! And bila kitorang kena gerak keluar dari masjid. Aku dengan mamai nya tinggalkan dia. And sampai sekarang aku takjumpa dia lagi. I really regret that stupid act of mine. Sobs. A long lost friend. So dude. If you're reading this. Saya budak masscom bilik 307. Please do visit me. We can strengthen back our friendship :)

After that we had to walk again from the mosque to the Dewan Taming Sari which I guess its around 2km maybe to have our breakfast. Alhamdulillah breakfast, lunch and dinner ditaja. But quite unlucky for me. I'm allergic to ayam, daging, telur and most of ikan. And tu la menu nya harihari. Ikan yang dia kasi pun ikan kembung which I'm allergic to. 

Sometimes I just ate nasi with sayur. Well I'm fine with that sebab usually tu memang menu aku. But dia catu pengambilan sayur tu. Sesudu dua je. Walaupun aku dah inform awalawal that aku ada alergik makanan and diberi kad khas untuk ditunjukkan pada orang yang jaga makanan tu. Tetap gak dia catu makanan. Which aku taksetuju. Sobs. Kasihani la saya. Sobs. Saya makan sayur je jangan la berkira. Sobs. 

Sometimes bila takde sayur langsung. Seniors akan kasi roti krim 70 sen tu 2-3 biji and air kotak. Which I'm really grateful of. Although you should try bayangkan seminggu tu most of the time. Kau makan roti krim je. Aku cuma bayangkan yang aku lebih bertuah dari orang kat negara dunia ketiga. Shouldnt complain much. So thanks so much Kak Gorjes and Abang Faiz sebab pemurah sangat kasi aku roti harihari and bersimpati kat aku. I appreciate it :')

Most of the days for the week kitorang diperam dalam dewan tu. Which is very freezing ! Time tu la kitorang sangat menghargai kehangatan matahari. 

Standard bila kau dah ngantuk sangat and penceramah bosan or takfaham apa yang diorang cuba nak sampaikan, you will fall into sleep. But nakalnya seniors yang jaga kitorang kat dewan tu. They wont allowed us ! Some will spray us with the Ambi Pur fragrance. Some will snap a pic or record muka kitorang tidur. Malu gila ! Whats more embarrassing is that. Diorang akan letak muka kitorang tidur tu dalam video yang akan diorang tontonkan kat kitorang nanti. FUH ! It was really funny actually.

Ada persembahan nyanyian by the seniors, beatboxing and lots more. Also ada persembahan teater yang for me very enjoyable. 

On the last day of the MDS, there was a tour to the faculty and around the campus. Lead by the beautiful and charismatic President of Masscom - Kak Fara, helped with Abang Fufi and Abang Farid. They were all sangat sporting and fun. They gave us a few survival tips nak hidup kat situ. I thought kitorang naik bas nak buat tour tu. Rupanya jalan kaki. Pergh. Time tu terasa yang UiTM Lendu, Melaka ni sangat besar. Well they did say yang it is the 2nd largest UiTM after UiTM Shah Alam. So no wonder la.

Ada gak segmen where kitorang kena tutup mata and pandang bawah. Then diorang pasangkan alunan lagu yang sedih. And the MCs started cakap things like. Kitorang datang U ni sebab nak study nak banggakan parents nak ubah nasib family. How hard it was for our parents besarkan kitorang selama ni. And they made us imagine what if one day our parents passed away. The sins that we've made towards them. 

This was the second time aku kena segmen ni. The first one was when I was in standard 6. It was really menginsafkan. Serious time tu menangis meleleh sangat. Terkenangkan parents. Dengan suhu dewan nya yang cam Kutub Utara sana. Menggigil sebab menangis dan sebab sejuk. But kesian dengan some of the students. Yang stay jauh nun utara sana or Sabah Sarawak tu. And especially yang dah pun kehilangan parents. Diorang lagi terasa the lost. Diorang lagi menjiwai segmen ni.  

Alhamdulillah. Diorang jaga solat kitorang. Subuh till Isyak kitorang dapat solat berjemaah.

Almost everyday kitorang habis awal. Tapi kena gerak pergi masjid to solat Maghrib and Isyak berjemaah dulu. Then baru dapat balik kolej. But whats annoying was when seniors kolej tahan us from naik masuk bilik. Kalau ada benda nak bagitahu tu aku faham. But when diorang ada je benda takpuas hati ada je benda nak marah tu. Although agak melecehkan. But I do understand why diorang marah. Sebab some of us buat masalah. And diorang layak dimarahi. But bila yang lain semua kena tempias. Tu yang agak membengangkan.

Seniors dah awalawal warning. Some places dah di-forbid kan from smoking. But some of us still did it. Bila dipaksa mengaku sape yang buat. None bangun. Which make the seniors hold us. Sampai la pukul 12 am till 2 am. Almost every night camni. Kes merokok. Susah sangat nak mengaku. Sampai kena panggil polis bantuan. Bila seniors suruh bagi semua stok rokok yang diorang bawa. Ada yang cam bawa stok setahun. Smoker tegar ni. Ada yang degil nyorok kat celah manamana. Still kantoi lagi la seniors mengamuk. Ada gak la keskes lain.

I dont give a damn kalau kau nak merokok sampai mati pun. Or buat anything yang might get you kill. But hidup jangan la menyusahkan orang. Elokelok lepas habis solat Isyak dah boleh naik mandi tidur esok pagi bangun pukul 4. Dah dapat tidur 2-3 jam je. But we were still considered lucky though. My friend yang part 2 dulu cerita. Diorang kena tahan sampai dapat tidur sejam dua je.

But overall. It was fun. Really. It was a great experiences. And I kinda miss it actually. A huge applause and thanks to the seniors. Yang menjayakan Minggu Destini Siswa. Diorang pun actually jauh lagi penat dari kitorang. Diorang actually tengah cuti. Tapi sanggup korbankan cuti diorang. Seminggu sebelum MDS ni diorang dah kena stay situ siapkan all the preparations. Tambah lagi seminggu for the MDS. Diorang pun actually takcukup tidur. But they still willing to samasama jayakan program ni. So thanks so much seniors ! Till we meet again one day In Shaa Allah :D 
*Sorry if ada seniors yang aku takmention nama. Cant remember nama semua orang*

So I guess thats all about it pasal Minggu Destini Siswa at UiTM. For the next part. Tunggu je la ya. Thanks for reading :)






ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~