INTERVIEW MASSCOM

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~

As I mentioned in the previous post. last Sat I went to the masscom interview at UiTM Shah Alam.

Time register dapat nombor group and giliran. Aku group 4 nombor giliran 8. Lepas tu semua gerak to dewan kuliah and buat exam essay.

Alhamdulillah. Few days before dah siapsiap and hafal jawapan for soalan essay ni. Thanks to those yang shared soalan bocor kat blogs. You're my saviour ~!

Essay tu pasal ''what do you know about masscom, why did you choose masscom and what contribution will you do to masscom ?''. In 30 minutes. Yeah fully english.

Dengan confidentnya aku tulis la panjangpanjang. Excited. And memang lumrah aku suka menulis. Its obvious right ? HAHA Boleh kata 1000++ words and done in 20 minutes.

10 minit sebelum masa tamat aku baca la balik soalan. "WRITE 200 WORDS ESSAY...''

DAMN ! Dah takpasalpasal kena potong banyakbanyak ayat ! Dah essay aku takkemas serabut and takberapa nak bombastik dah ! Pandang kirikanan orang lain punya essay smooth je. Nampak la aku ni tak professional. Sobs :'(

Pastu kitorang splits to group, follow this looks like abang faci and berkumpul kat bilik. So in there kitorang berkenalan and borakborak. 

Abang faci tu baik sangat. He shared with us the current issues thats happening in the world. Pasal kes kat Mesir, Syria, US and Rusia. Dia kata nak masuk masscom ni kena ada wide general knowledge. Kau takminat isu semasa pun terpaksa ambil tahu gak. And dia kata soalan ni confirm interviewer tu akan tanya. Since most of us takbaca paper taktengok berita. So he was really helpful. THANKS ABANG FACI !

Then I just realized that I forgot to bring surat beranak parents. Serious nak nangis ! Sobs ! HAHA But seriously memang gelabah ah. But luckily ada akak faci tu kata 

''Itsokay Isnin nanti (today) fax kan kat akak.'' 

Akan ku ingat jasamu ~

When turn aku dah tiba. I entered this room. Ada dua orang interviewer nya. Duadua lecturer. Sorang tu laki looks like Malay. Another one is a female Chinese. 

The whole conversation was also in English.

That guy minta semua dokumen which aku dah kemaskemas susun dalam fail. So I gave him the file. But suddenly dia cam tinggikan suara and said 

''''I nak documents saje taknak fail ni. You separatekan. Asal takasingkan siapsiap ? Faci tu taksuruh eh ?'' 

Aku pun ikut je la ~

Then aku bagitahu la yang sorry aku lupa bawa surat beranak parents. Now si perempuan tu lak cam tinggi suara and said

''No ! You MUST bring the documents. Or else I cant interview you.'' 

Aku pun explained yang akak faci tu dah kata nanti Isnin boleh fax kan kat dia. So she said ''Alright then''.

Semua ni saje je nak gertak aku ni. Aku chill. Tapi nervous gila ! So aku awalawal bagitahu.

''Sorry if I look nervous. I am but excited at the same time. And actually I'm really hungry ! Usually I ate heavy food in the morning but I just had horlicks because I was rushing to get here.'' HAHAHA But because of that. Tersasul gak BM BI aku =,=

P = Interviewer perempuan

L = Interviwer laki

M = Me

L : Tell me about yourself.

M : BLABLABLABLABLA

P : Who's the Chief Minister of Penang ?

M : Lim Guan Eng

P : Very good. Who's the Minister of Transportation ?

M : Tan Sri Hishamuddin

P : Very good. Who's the Minister of Health ?

Ni aku kantoi ! Takexpect soalan ni ! But kawan kata kalau taktahu jawapan jawab je TAKTAHU dengan CONFIDENT !

M : I dont know what's his name but I'm very sure its a man and a Chinese.

P : Yes its a man but no he's a malay. Well itsokay.

L : Whats the current issues that happening in the country ?

Nasib baik in country. So aku pun story la pasal isu gengster tu.  Polis isytiharkan perang habishabisan and ada Ops Cantas. Gengster semua nak lari to Thailand but ramai kena tahan gak. And semua nak tukar tatu untuk confuse kan polis.

P : Very good. Now give me one group of gangster.

HALAMAK ! Ni pun aku taktahu ! But nasib baik time tu terlintas kat otak. Ada 1 contengan kat dinding sekolah ayat ''GANG 69''. So aku jawab je lah Geng 69.

P : Very good. 

That vandalism has saved me ! THANK YOU to whoever yang conteng dinding tu ! HAHAHA

Then dia start borak.

''Y'know at my son's school ah got gangster. But only form 2 one woah. Still a kid already want to enter gangster group. If they dont like you they'll call you and ask for money. Teachers are all very scared and cant do a thing cuz they have a gangster group. BLABLABLABLABLABLABLA''

At first aku ingat dia nak borak ni like a good sign la dia selesa nak berborak dengan aku. But then I realized.

''What if this conversation is also a test ? Maybe to test aku boleh interact dengan diorang ?''

So aku pun join la the conversation.

''Really ?! Just form 2 already be a gangster ?! What are they thinking ?! Whats happening to the kids these days ?! BLABLABLABLABLA''

Dia nak aku sembang kencang. I gave them sembang kencang. HAHAHA

And finally.

P : Alright I think I got no more question for you. You may leave now.

L : Wait. I have one last question for you. What did you do selama you tak study ni ?

At first aku nak bagitahu yang aku kerja handle baucer BR1M and baucer buku kat BSN dulu tu. But then terfikir. Kang dia tanya pasal baucer BR1M and president of BSN ke apa lagi lak kan. Elokelok the interview is about to end kang sambung lagi.

M : I helped my mom with her works'

Time introduction tu aku mention that my mom is a tailor.

P : WOW So you can sew ah ? Baju melayu baju kurung ?

M : A lil bit only la I'm still an amateur.

So begitu la interview nya tamat ~ FUUUUUUHH ~! 

ALHAMDULILLAH

Then aku masuk balik to bilik berkumpul tadi. Diorang semua tanya how was it apa soalan dia tanya semua la. Aku pun story lah.

Diorang takpuas hati. Sebab diorang semua kena tanya soalan gila punya killer. Soalan berduyunduyun lak tu kena tembak. Masingmasing kena soalan lainlain.

''Sape PM Mesir, PM Syria, PM Jepun, PM Thailand, apa jadi kat Nagasaki, Malaysia VS Singapore dulu berapa score, sape coach sukan itu ini, sape Chancellor, Pro Chancellor and Vice Chancellor of UiTM, sape Dekan Fakulti Masscom kat UiTM sape sultan Perak, sape 2 orang PM yang lahir kat Kedah and BLABLABLABLABLA"

I'm not sure if I was just lucky. Or interviewer tu yang dah malas nak layan aku. Sobs.

Anyway. Seriously. Semua candidates sangatsangat HOT ! HAHAHA Semua dress up smart, branded, up to date, ada fashion sense and looks sophisticated, confident and charismatic. The way diorang talk pun superb. And mostly ada experiences in this kind of stuff before. Like dulu kat sekolah ada masuk kelab majalah or kewartawanan and stuffs.

I dont know if I'm really layak bagitahu ni ke tak. But based on my experience sehari tu. To those yang nak pergi interview masscom nanti. Here're some tips for you.

- DO YOUR HOMEWORK ! Usha blogs, tengok soalan bocor and google or ask people either budak masscom or just sapesape for their opinion for the answers. Then practice tulis jawapan and hafal. List menteri kabinet, sultan, perdana menteri, chancellor, pro chancellor Uni, dekan fakulti masscom kat Uni, all those stuffs kena hafal gak.

- ALERT WITH THE CURRENT ISSUES ! Seminggu sebelum interview tu beli la newspapers harihari and tengok la berita pagi tengahari and malam. Sounds painful but bear with it ! Seminggu je pun.

- DRESS TO IMPRESS ! There is never a second chance for first impression. So dress up smart cun habis kasi nampak profesionalisme tu. But jangan la over sangat like make up over or ah you get it. Etika pemakaian kena follow. Google for the proper dress code.  

- BE CONFIDENT ! As my friend kata, taktahu apa jawapan for the question, jawab je dengan penuh confident, TAKTAHU. Jangan ERM or ERRR. Jawab tu pandang mata interviewer. Nervous tu biasa. But try to overcome it or control it.

- BREAKFAST ! Kalau korang jenis yang kena sarapan like me la. Yang dah biasa takbreakfast tu takpayah maybe. Takut kang sakit perut lak time interview.

- BE POLITE ! Ketuk pintu sebelum masuk, bagi salam kalau interviwer Islam, salam tangan kalau interviewer mahram, tanya ''may I seat here ?'' jangan main duduk je. Interviewer akan cuba provoke but dont lose your cool. 

- SEMBANG KENA KENCANG ! Abang faci tu kata nak jawab interview ni kena pandai cakap. Cakap je asalkan make sense and bukan loyar buruk. Jangan jujur sangat ! Like kalau dia tanya why choose masscom and you jawab because ni last choice you and you sebenarnya takminat pun masscom and kau pi kata camtu. Interviewer akan bash kau. Unless you're not so desperate nak sambung study. Kalau hal pasal background kau bantai je lah. Like kau boleh kata yang kau ada blog selalu share macammacam kat situ. Padahal kau takde blog pun. Bukan dia tahu kau tipu ke tak.

- DOA ! Doa supaya dipermudahkan urusan kau di dunia dan akhirat. Doa supaya kau diberi segala yang terbaik di dunia dan akhirat. Doa supaya interviewer tu baikbaik and tanya soalan senangsenang. Doa supaya otak kau ligat pantas fikir jawapan bernas. Doa supaya kau tenang nak jawab. Do your best and let Allah do the rest.

Overall. ALHAMDULILLAH Everything's fine.

So now I let Allah do the rest. And pray for the best. 

In Shaa Allah :)

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~

PANGGILAN TEMUDUGA

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~

Alhamdulillah. In Shaa Allah. Penantian aku nak sambung study akan berakhir. Jumaat lepas dapat mesej dari UiTM kata dah boleh check semakan temuduga.

Woooo that feeling ~ Akhirnya ada juga yang sudi terima aku seadanya. Sobs :')

Not in my slightest dream akan dapat Masscom. But if this is the best that Allah has planned for me. Aku terima je. 

So aku usha la blogs orang yang cerita pasal pengalaman diorang kena interview in masscom ni. And Alhamdulillah ada friends yang study in masscom gak. So cuba la tanya diorang soalan bocor and tips hahaha. Seriously. They helped me. A LOT !

THANKS SO MUCH Jiha, Afif and Abang Hafiz !

So now kena rajin belek papers kena ambil tahu the current issues whats going on to the country or to the world. Fikir jawapan baik punya nak jawab kat ujian essay and interview tu. 

Woooo that enthusiasm ~

So doakan la saya yang terbaik ya ! THANKS !

 ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~

PATH

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~

As you can see. A whole new design ~! Weeee ~!
*tepuk tangan*

Anyway lets just terus ke titik.

Remember that I once mention in one of my previous post, that my childhood dream was to become a doctor ? Yeah. That dream will remain to be a childhood dream. Shattered into pieces. Ah drama. Why ? 

I really do love stuffs bout health and wellness. But bila naik form 4 and 5. I love Bio. But subjek sains yang lain like Chemist, Physics and Addmath killed me ! I can never carry these subjects. As some of you might already know. To be a doctor. Subjek sains ni memang kena power. My friend yang now studying in foundation in medic or something. Told me that dia dapat A in semua subjek sains. But her teacher said that. Those arent enough ! You need to get A+ ! WHAAAATT ??!

So redha je lah. Maybe I wasnt meant to be a doctor. Ada banyak lagi cara yang boleh kita buat untuk tolong orang right ? Allah knows the best. But even until now I still love to read bout health and wellness.

Then time form 5 actually. A few months before SPM. When I realized that I cant pursue my childhood dream. I was thinking of something else. Course apa yang aku patut ambil lepas ni ? That was when architecture crossed into my mind.

I like to draw. I like to observes buildings too. Yknow the senibina design style. I really do. But ever since jadi budak sains ni. For some reasons. Dah takbanyak melakar contengconteng melukis mewarna. So I was like. Dah 2 tahun aku bersabar dengan sains. Dah takde jodoh. Aku nak kembali kepada seni.

So lepas SPM tu. Aku banyak buat researches pasal architecture. Ada lah juga beli 3 buku pasal benda ni. Takpernah miss tengok cerita DESIGN SUPERHEROES kat Astro LifeStyle HD channel 728 tu. The show was absolutely superb ! Excited sangat kan.

Kat borang UPU aku letak 1st choice Asasi Senibina kat UIA. REJECTED. Kat borang rayuan UPU aku tetap letak course sama. Again. REJECTED.

That when I realized that. Maybe again. I wasnt meant to be an architect. I keep on believing Allah. As He always knows the best for us.

Kinda stress and pressure gak la. Cuz members semua dah sambung study. I was like. Hina sangat ke aku dapat 5As ni ? But parents pakcik makcik semua kata. ''Lek ah chill je tunggu 2nd intake hujung tahun.'' So aku pun ''Okay yeah sure lets just relax and enjoy all this fun while it last''.

But last 3 weeks if I remember it correctly. Nasib baik time tu dah terdetik hati nak call UPU. Nak tanya bila sebenarnya 2nd intake UPU ni. The operator said. ''For the 1st time. Takde 2nd intake for this year dik''. Can you imagine how depressed I was back then ?

Indeed pressure tu besar sangat. Confused gak nak ambil course apa. Which path should I take ? Soalan and topik like ''Bila nak sambung study?'' was like a taboo for me. Everytime orang nak buka topik tu I'll immediately said ''Drop this subject. i'll tell whenever I want to''.

Nasib baik time tu bulan Jun taksilap. So ada banyak masa lagi. Cuz most colleges ada buat 2nd intake on Nov. So still got time to do some researches. After melayan perasaan that is.

I remember what my wise uncle once said. ''Kat U ni study je apa yang you minat yang you boleh carry yang you find it fun and enjoyable. Study without pressure. Do it with your heart. Job opportunities tu belakang cerita. Cuz in the world these days. Field yang you belajar tu not necessarily gonna be your occupation in the future''. Betul kan ?

So I tried to think deeper and deeper. What else do I love to do ? Masa searching Management and Science University (MSU). I found Diploma in Event Management. Quite interesting. Karnival ~ Pesta ~ Majlis ~ Seems fun and enjoyable for me. Plus. My big bro studying there. And MSU ada buat kinda like promotion. Kalau siblings to the students nak sambung study kat MSU, he/she dapat half of the fees. Cool right ?

But yesterday. My uncle called. He said that UiTM ada buat 2nd intake. Actually I already knew that. But for some reason. Not to offense anyone. Hati cam takberminat kat UiTM. I donno why. Sorry.

But my mom insist. She said ''Cuba je lah''. So I said to myself. ''Why dont I just give it a try ?''. And so I did.

Takbanyak sangat course yang dia offer kali ni. But I found Diploma in Media and Communication (Masscom). Before this memang ada dengar istilah masscom ni. In fact my kakak saudara pun studying masscom at UiTM Melaka. But honestly I dont really know apa benda alah masscom ni sebenarnya. Media dan komunikasi. I can understand that. But enlighten me more ! 

Then I did some researches bout it. Asked kakak senior like Kak Qilah, Kak Meera and Kak Shaz. Of course to my kakak saudara tu also lah. *THANKS SIS !* Ooohh ~ Kinda like broadcasting, journalist and stuffs rupanya. Kinda cool ! And so I put it on the 1st choice. Ada 6 pilihan kena letak but lets just takpayah mention bout the rest tu.

Takrugi apaapa pun aku rasa. In Shaa Allah. Kalau kat UiTM tu tetiba dapat course yang aku takminat. Reject that offer and masuk MSU. HAHA takpayah fikir banyak benda dah. Seriously I'm getting tired of this stuff !

Lets just wait and see. Whats gonna happen next. Which path should I take.

KEEP CALM AND KEEP BELIEVING THE BEAUTY OF ALLAH'S PLANNING.

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~

SO FAR SO GOOD

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~

Hey guys ! So whatcha doin ? Nothing ? Me too ! :D

So where should I start ? 

Result SPM. Takbagitahu pun kan. Bajet personal and confidential sangat. Padahal dapat result Mac lepas. 

BM, Agama and Sejarah  A+

BI and Math                     A

Bio                                  B+

Physics                            C+

Chemist and Addmath      D 

So 5As lah. Alhamdulillah. Takexpect tinggi pun. 4As pun dah bersyukur. Addmath pun thought would be failed as always. But ada rezeki. ALHAMDULILLAH :)

So what am I doing now ?

Gigih mengusahakan penternakan lemak ! Hujung bulan April dah berhenti kerja kat BSN. Sebab thought dapat la UPU tu. Rupanya takdapat. Still takambil lesen kereta. Sebab thought dapat la rayuan UPU tu. Rupanya takdapat. 

Itsokay. Relaks la. I never doubt the beauty and greatness of Allah's plans. Ada la tu hikmahnya. Just keep on believing Him. So tunggu 2nd intake hujung tahun nanti la I guess.

Although honestly. Memang la jealous and kecewa sikit. Semua kawan dah sambung study. KPTM, Form 6, matrix and U. But honestly. Dapat la aku enjoy puaspuas ! Nak makan apa makan. Nak tidur bila tidur. Nanti kat U confirm masa tidur ni la nikmat yang paling dihargai. Layan game Dragon Nest. Baca komik kat Mangafox.Tengok movies. Puasa and beraya sakan dengan family and friends. Enjoy while it last HOHOHO

Bajet busy je. Abang Danial kau ni memang dah sombong gila. Kawankawan dia semua dah jarang dia tegur. Ampun ! Honestly. Memang everyday teringatkan kawan. Teringatkan zaman kegemilangan remaja kat sekolah. Sob sob sob. Tapi sebab dah jarang gila contact. Jadi cam awkward tahu. Kalau tegur pun. I will ask.

''So hows life ?''

''Whatcha doin now ?''

''Sambung study ?''

''Course apa ?''

''Kat mana ?''

''Berapa tahun ?''

''Camne kawan baru ?''

''So everything's okay ?''

''Alright. Talk to you later. Jangan nakalnakal. Take care. Enjoy. Have fun. Bye.''

Skrip tu je la aku ulang benda sama kat semua kawan yang aku called. Lame right ? But seriously. I dont know what to borakkan :'(

Anyway. Before. Memang banyak kolej private offer sambung study. Tapi banyak courses yang takminat. But kalau ada pun course yang aku minat. I can never afford to study at private. Better duit study tu bawa pi majlis wedding :D

But this morning. Dapat surat offer dari UTM. This Saturday ada interview kat UPM. Course apa dia suruh datang je tengok course apa yang aku minat then interview. To be frank. I dont know la. Sebab takpuas enjoy lagi ni XD

But pergi je la dulu. Ni pun tengah usha blogs pengalaman orang pergi interview. Kumpul and ramalkan soalan yang dia akan tanya. Brainstorming jawapan genius yang nak diberi. Nervous. First time pi interview :3

I guess thats just it for now. Wish me luck guys. 

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~

PESTA BUKU 2013

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~

Last Wed I went to Pesta Buku Antarabangsa 2013 at PWTC with my cousins, Zaty and his lil bro, Irfan. Untuk budak nerd pencinta buku macam saya ni. Annual event seperti ini adalah aktiviti tahunan yang wajib dihadiri !

Went there by KTM from Bangi to KL Sentral then switched to LRT to Masjid Jamek and switch lagi to PWTC. On the way kat dalam KTM tu terdengar la budakbudak dalam tu kata yang actually boleh je straight pergi PWTC by KTM. Turun kat Putra but kena jalan sikit la baru sampai PWTC. I didnt know that. So thanks kids !

Since Rabu tu was 1 Mei, Hari Pekerja, so it was no surprise la memang ramai gila umat yang membanjiri PWTC tu. Semalam tengok Wanita Hari Ini (errr my mom actually. I join sama je) katanya around 100, 000 orang yang datang. PERGH ! Thats great though. One of the effective ways to menanam minat membaca dan cintai ilmu dalam kalangan masyarakat. I'm so proud of you Malaysians !

But still. Sesak gila woih ! Most of the times aku terstuck takgerakgerak. Paling lama kat booth GempakStarz ! Almost 5 minit aku dalam keadaan statik. I bet every year booth tu yang paling banyak untung. 

Anyway aku berjaya beli comics ini ! HOYEAH !

                                              

Kijiya 5 - 9 by Zint

Maid Maiden Monday - Sunday by Kaoru

Got this 3 awesome bags for FREE !

Ameen Edu Care comics. Komik Jom Bijak Belajar tu actually for my adik yang malas belajar Nauzubillah. Thought could give him more semangat nak study. Somehow. Another 2 tu bercirikan penyiasatan. My fav genre ! Bukubuku ni seriously sangatsangat bagus ! Bukan je dia dalam bentuk komik which is more fun. But pack with fakta and sains. Isnt that great ? Suits kids really well ! Just RM7 each !

 The Lawak Kampus : Friends Edition ! 

Special sempena Lawak Kampus 10th Anniversary !

Taksedar aku dah 10 tahun rupanya Lawak Kampus wujud. Tunggu la duit ada lebih sikit. Baru boleh complete kan full set Lawak Kampus. Beratur nak tunggu Keith sign autograph tu punya la panjang. But saya pandai. Saya suruh adik saudara saya tu yang beratur. While saya merayap tempat lain MUEHEHE Excited gila time ni !  

And. JENG JENG JEEEEEENGGG !

 

Keith drew me this ! Special limited edition woooooo !

  Le me with Keith ! Pelukis komik Lawak Kampus !

Thanks so much Keith for mewarnai seni tanah air dengan lawak anda yang always different and up-to-date for 10 years ! Keep on making us LOL ! Malaysia needs you ! Ganbatte !

So total I spent RM105 for the books. Bajet ah awal tu kata taknak beli apaapa nak saving. Nasib baik dah prepare duit. Takdapat ah beli buku lain T_________T But I'll shop till I drop at the next Big Bad Wolf Books Fair ! If dia nak buat lagi la.

*Ada gak Zain Saidin and Amran Ismail haritu. Zaty je la yang excited. But aku nak Izzue Islam and Heliza Helmi ! But they were absent on that day. I guess ? Takde rezeki.

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~

HOSPITALIZED

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~

Since the past 3 weeks. I had a really terrible cough and a high fever. Not to mention my allergy has gone quite serious. So last Friday I went to see a specialist, Doktor Sakinah at Hospital Ampang Putri. Surprisingly. I had a pneumonia. A condition where my right lung have an inflammation and a virus infection.

So I was admitted to the hospital. Alhamdulillah my dad booked me a personal room. Actually because of my horrible cough and dont wanna disturb other patients. The meals were great haha. Every 4 hours or so theres a nurse come in and check me up. The TV got Astro but only a few channels available. Theres also Wifi available. And the hospitality there was really great. But still. BORING !

I cant leave the room. So I missed the fresh air outside and missed nak jalan merata tempat. So I beg my dad to discharged earlier. The doctor said that I have to be warded for at least 2 weeks ! Sehari pun taktahan ! After a few times of begging and begging to the doctor. She let me discharged on yesterday evening. Alhamdulillah. Although I still have to do a follow up check up.

Thanks so much for those who were praying and wishing me to get healthy soon cepatcepat sembuh and all that. I really really really appreciate it.

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~

WORK

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~

Ampun. Ampun. Ampun. 

Lately I've been superbly busy. Members pun ramai kata ''Danny ! Lama gila kau takonline !'', ''Danny ! Dah sombong gila sekarang !'', ''Danny ! I miss you shooo muuucchh !'' Yang terakhir tu sangat awwww :') Cant keep my azam tahun baru yang dulu beria konon kata 'akan jadi blogger tegar' PTUIH !

Dulu after SPM beria lah cari kerja sana sini dengan members. Area Semenyih, Kajang and Bangi. Alhamdulillah time tu dapat banyak lak tawaran kerja. KFC, McD, Pizza Hut, Secret Recipe, Dominos, 7-Eleven, myNews.com, Tesco dan lainlain lah. Tapi bila dah dapat banyak tawaran tu. Terlupa halangan utama. AKU TAKDE TRANSPORT ! Choi gila ! Dah dapat tawaran tu baru lak teringat haih ! So dengan berat hatinya aku tolak la semua tawaran tu.

A few days later. My aunt and uncle who works at Bank Simpanan Nasional (BSN) at Kuala Lumpur, offered me a job. Kontrak buat BR1M. See ? Ada hikmahnya aku tolak semua tawaran kerja tu :D 

Apa itu BR1M ? Its the Bantuan Rakyat 1 Malaysia. For those yang gaji seisi rumah bawah daripada RM3000 layak dapat baucer RM500. While for those yang bujang and gaji bawah daripada RM2000 (if I'm not mistaken) layak dapat baucer RM250. And for ALL students IPTA or IPTS takkira kaya atau miskin takkira dah kahwin or still single. Layak dapat baucer buku worth RM250. Untuk veteran askar lak dapat RM1000 woooo ! But tarikh pemohonan dah lama habis. Tunggu next year lah. Kalau ada.

Yeah. Saya la yang buat kerja tu *bangga*. Kami sebenarnya. Ada budak lain gak. Bajet cam aku sorang je hehe. Turun padang. Agihkan baucer. Verify baucer. Key in data. Honestly and seriously. THIS IS THE BEST JOB EVER !

Gaji basic takpayah kata lah haha but its really high compared to the jobs yang I dapat offer dulu tu. And kerja takbanyak pun. Takpenat langsung lah. And dapat kenal ramai budak baru. Ada 51 orang at first actually. But so far taksilap dah 4 orang berhenti kerja. So tinggal 47 orang je. And semua gilagila sekepala segeng. Mana taknya. Mostly sama baya baru lepas habis SPM. Yang umur 20++ pun sekepala juga memang boleh buat geng lah haha.

What do we do ?

Kalau dulu masa mulamula masuk kerja. TAKDE KERJA LANGSUNG ! For a week or two I guess. We sat in this big room ada aircond carpet banyak meja and setiap meja ada PC. Macam computer lab gitu. But damn wifi takde and PC pun takde internet. So dulu the whole day kitorang just duduk situ buat bodoh tidur lepak kejarkejar nyoroknyorok main tengteng. Gaji jalan ~ But ada kawan situ dia letak game Counter Strike kat most PCs situ. So ramairamai la main samasama macam tournament. Raz. Jasamu dikenang HAHA

Ada masa kitorang turun padang pergi situ sini contohnya kat Pantai Dalam. Ada event where the government agihkan baucer to those yang layak. Kitorang ada meja sendiri and a machine to verify the voucher. Mesin tu big boss kata cost RM2500 woooooii ! So kalau jatuh ke kena curi ke rosak ke memang naya la kau. 

Oh pernah sekali tu ada Shiro, Black and RJ and Azlan and the Typewriter datang wooooo ! Aku yang takpernah jumpa artis ni memang jakun melebih la hahaha.

Lepas dah verify baucer tu kasi la dekat teller (kerani) BSN and he or she will give you the money CASH ! Kalau takkerja ni takde la aku dapat tengok or pegang duit berpuluh ribu cash in front of my eyes. Now dah biasa dah tengok duit banyakbanyak ni *flip hair* Ececeeeehhhh

Also kitorang ada pergi cawangancawangan BSN area KL. Ada cawangan kasi kitorang duduk dalam kaunter. Ada cawangan kasi meja and kerusi kat ruang luar kaunter. Kaunter BR1M. Buat benda sama - verify the voucher. Depends la sometimes ramai orang sometimes sikit sometimes takde langsung. Lagi best kalau takde orang langsung. So the whole day I just duduk kat kaunter tu doing nothing. But gaji jalan ~! But best juga kalau ramai orang. Aku suka dapat borakborak dengan customers ni. Macammacam ragam kerenah. But whats best bila keluar cawangan ni is. Ada orang belanja makan ! \(>0<)/ 

So far yang aku ingat. Aku pernah pergi. Bandar Baru Ampang dengan Shamil. Sri Petaling dengan Shahir. Sri Gombak dengan Kak Syaq. Kampung Pandan dengan Raz and Hakim. Cheras Jaya and Tun Sambanthan dengan Aiman. Sg Besi dengan Raz and Aiman. Bandar Sri Permaisuri dengan Hilman and Ellina. Sri Selayang dengan Zarfan. Ada lagi tak ? Kalau takkerja sini mana aku nak pergi situ semua. 

For those yang area KL. Kalau nak tebus baucer BR1M. Tebus la di BSN. Kami sangat terlatih dan profesional. Ecececeeehhh. Berapa lama kena tunggu ? Kau isi lah nama penuh and IC kat depan baucer tu siapsiap. Dah ada dah tulis situ nama and no IC tetap gak taknak tulis. Lagi pandai tulis kat belakang yang ada ruang kosong bersih tu haih. Tapi kesian lak tengok ada orang yang takreti menulis :( Jangan lupa bawa IC original sekali ya. Kau kasi IC fake aku kasi duit Monopoli tu hah. Then kasi kat orang BR1M tu and kira sampai 60 saat. Menunjukkan betapa pantasnya kami membuat kerja. See ? Kami professional HOHO *flip hair lagi* Then pergi to kaunter pembayaran BR1M tu untuk dapatkan cash RM250, RM500 or RM1000. Lepastu kasi lah sikit kat budak BR1M tu. Sepanjang aku kerja BR1M ni rasanya dah lebih seribu orang aku luluskan baucer dia. Lepas dah verify tu aku sentiasa ingatkan. ''Okay bang/kak terus ke kaunter pembayaran untuk ambil duit cash dan lepas tu kasi saya RM10 atau lagi pemurah keluar zakat nak rezeki berkat kasi RM50 ya terima kasih''. Takde sorang pun kasi aku sesen pun ! Haih =,=

Kalau anda mewakili relatives anda yang layak dapat baucer tu tapi takdapat hadir atas sebabsebab tertentu seperti sakit, masuk penjara atau kematian. Eh betul tau jumpa isteri dia datang wakilkan suami dia sebab suami dia masuk penjara. Sedih kan ? So what should you do is. Jangan la main serbu je datang BSN tu. Ada yang datang siap bawa surat beranak anak sijilsijil segala. Ada yang tulis surat kata dia wakil si polan si polan. Pakcik makcik abang kakak. Kami tekperlukan itu semua. Kami cuma perlukan surat wakil, fotostat IC penerima dan fotostat IC wakil. Mana nak dapat surat wakil ? Pergi balik tempat anda dapat baucer tu dan minta orang kat sana surat wakil. Silalah faham. Kami cuma ikut prosedur. So senang cerita ikut je la cara kami tu. Jangan susahkan kami dan diri anda. Ada yang bertekak marah kitorang yang cuma kuli ikut arahan pihak atasan. Bila boss datang hadap dia tahu lak kunci mulut.

Why must BSN ? 

Sebab kami sangat pantas dan mudah ! Bukan berniat nak memprovoke tapi ada dengar yang some other banks customer terpaksa tunggu almost 2 hours ! Us ? 2 minutes. My guarantee (but for BSN area KL je la) :D

But now dah takde dah nak bagi baucer and verify baucer. Takde dah keluar pergi cawangan. Kalau ada pun sikit je. Sekarang ni duduk kat office (walah ada office youolls ~) macam computer lab tu. Key In baucer buku ! Paling payah and leceh bagi aku.

You just imagine. You sit there for hours menghadap PC key in nombornombor. For sure sakit pinggang or sakit mata. But aku bawa bantal bucuk letak kat pinggang hehe. But paling aku benci bila kat baucer tu. Gaya tulisan dia macam dia kasi ayam yang tuliskan nama dia. Get it ? Lagi parah kalau nama dia pelikpelik or rarely found. Nombor IC pun dia tulis nombor 5 macam 6 gitu lah. Kalau aku dah bengang sangat aku main letak je nama dia apaapa je la. Ngadengade sangat kan ! Menyusahkan orang ! But the worst thing is. Takde sape nak belanja makan ! *sobsobsob*

Another great thing about this job is. BSN Headquarters (HQ) kat KL tu betulbetul bersebelahan dengan KLCC ! So daripada sebelum ni jaghang-jaghang gila pergi KLCC kepada harihari pergi KLCC hehe.

Oh forgot to mention. Aku sekarang ni stay kat rumah uncle and auntie aku kat Ampang. Harihari pergi balik naik dia. So kos pergi balik save ! Diorang selalu balik lewat banyak kerja. Usually malam baru sampai rumah. Walaupun takbanyak kerja sangat kat office tapi tetap rasa letih. So selalunya lepas mandi and solat aku terus bedebum zzzz ~

I guess that should be it for now. Dah cukup panjang dah. Atau macam biasa ? HAHA

Thanks so much for reading this entry. Take care yeah :D

ASSALAMUALAIKUM ~